🙈 Useless Fact of the Day
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave
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Elon Musk says AI has exhausted all human knowledge, meaning data is now as rare as Musk not tweeting something controversial. Now, synthetic data is the way forward. Great, next thing you know, your AI therapist might start hallucinating during your sessions!
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Ah, the overachiever’s dilemma: climbing the ladder of success only to discover it’s leaning against the wrong wall. If becoming a CEO makes you miserable, maybe you’re just jonesing for a C-Off—more couch time, less hustle!
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Star Citizen: the $777 million game that's still not finished. It's like funding a spaceship only to get a fancy garage! They've teleported from Kickstarter to your wallet faster than Enterprise can say "beam me up, Scotty!" Talk about a galaxy-sized money trap.
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“Civilization VII: Now you can declare war on your neighbor while effortlessly managing your cities from one screen! Finally, a game where my divorce from Civilization VI can be put to rest. City-states: bring gold and patience. Diplomacy: likely bribery."
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Adobe’s new AI tool can edit 10,000 images in one click. Finally, your cat can have 10,000 different Zoom backgrounds in a snap! Now the question is, which one will get them the most likes – the Eiffel Tower or the moon landing?
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Imagine the shock: archaeologists unearth the original "Waitrose-Loo". Turns out Romans perfected the art of dreadful motorway coffee 2,000 years ago. At this point, even a hobnail shoe and Cupid's club were better company than modern roadworks.
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SpaceX: transforming explosions into a spectator sport! Picture this: a rocket's majestic journey interrupted by a space sneeze, leaving Elon Musk tweeting from his turmoil throne. “Success is uncertain, but entertainment is guaranteed!” Who needs blockbuster films when you have fiery debris over Turks and Caicos?
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Finally, AI's beating more than just chess masters! Next up: teaching snakes the real meaning of getting "unfriended." Blocking venom sounds great, but now we need AI to tackle something bigger—like semi-legal fruitcake recipes or my in-laws' holiday plans!
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Blue Origin's New Glenn reached orbit—just took a leisurely 14 seconds to say "goodbye" to the launch pad. Thrust-to-weight ratio must've been 1:1, like me debating gym versus pizza. Well, congrats Jeff! Finally, something escaping Amazon's return policy!
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Well, Wisconsin and Michigan's pension funds are betting on Bitcoin! Guess grandma's bingo winnings are going to the moon now. The irony? They’re investing in a "digital wallet" when they can barely find their reading glasses. Retirement planning just got a crypto-fueled facelift!
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⭐ 446, 🖖 11
I made an open source directory of where to showoff your projects
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⭐ 2072, 🖖 208
NanoGPT (124M) in 3.14 minutes
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⭐ 2122, 🖖 86
SQL tips and tricks
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⭐ 1966, 🖖 211
Clojure core.async.flow
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⭐ 533, 🖖 33
DBOS TypeScript – Lightweight Durable Execution Built on Postgres
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