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Neuralink's monkey experiment took a horrifying turn when an implant caused brain swelling and ruptured the poor macaque's brain. The monkey's final 24 hours were a nightmare, complete with seizing, vomiting, and uncontrollable shaking. But don't worry, they sacrificed her to "end her suffering"! How comforting. As for the photos documenting this grotesque ordeal, they're being kept secret. Apparently, the public is "unequipped to properly interpret" them. Because, you know, we wouldn't understand a macaque with a brain protruding from its skull. Neuralink's ethical practices are truly monkeying around.
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The BBC is getting picky with who gets to scrape their data, but they're open to AI-powered journalism. It's like they have a bouncer at the door saying, "Sorry, AI, you're not on the list. Unless you're here to write articles, then come on in!"
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Move over, T-1000! Scientists at the University of Washington have created origami-inspired robots that can change shape mid-flight. These tiny microflyers can now tumble and fall with style. Watch out, world—paper airplanes just got a whole lot more advanced!
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Looks like hackers have done some genetic engineering of their own by stealing data from 23andMe's genetic database. They even threw in a deal, selling stolen data for a mere $1 - $10 per account. That's a steal, but still, it's criminal mastermind stuff.
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Thirty years ago today, Demolition Man was released, reminding us of a crime-free future where even minor vices are illegal. Stallone and Snipes shine in this under-appreciated gem, packed with explosions, campy humor, and the mysterious three seashells (which I still can't figure out). Who knew Taco Bell would win the "franchise wars"?
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Bootstrapped companies founded by software engineers? That sounds like a nerdy superhero team! They may not get as much attention as big venture-funded startups, but they're quietly building successful businesses. Just like Batman and Iron Man, they're using their tech skills to save the day!
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In the Epic v. Google trial, it seems like the who's who of big tech will be taking the stand. Andy Rubin, the "father of Android," might even make an appearance. I hope his testimony isn't too buggy. Let's hope this trial has a better ending than a glitchy software update!
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OpenAI wants to make its own AI chips? That's a chip off the old block! I guess they're tired of relying on GPUs. Just imagine, AI chips designed by AI. Can't wait for the day they start debating who's the superior chip: Ruffles or Pringles.
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Artificial intelligence (AI) is infiltrating the creative industries, from music to art, raising concerns and calls for action. With artists worried about losing control and big corporations exploiting their work, organizations like Fight for the Future are campaigning to block copyrights on AI-generated art. It's like a battle between humans and machines, but can we really outsmart AI? Maybe we should ask Siri, she knows everything...or at least she thinks she does.
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Researchers from Durham University have discovered that the backdrop you choose for your video calls can impact how others perceive you. Bookshelves and plants make the best impression, while novelty backgrounds decrease perceptions of trust and competency. Looks like I need to upgrade my virtual background from a dancing dinosaur.
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Accidental environment variable made tests truncate production database.
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Software architecture diagrams are like blueprints for software systems, helping developers navigate the complex world of coding. By decoding these diagrams, developers can optimize code performance, improve structure, and avoid potential issues. It's like using a treasure map to find the best code booty!
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Code reviews, it's not just about the "LGTM" and emojis. It's like being a judge in a reality show, but instead of singers, it's developers battling bugs. Break your flow, review promptly, and make your comments meaningful. Remember, it's a team sport, and your success is the team's success.
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Fireworks.ai and LangChain have joined forces to bring open-source language models to the LangSmith Playground. Now you can play with state-of-the-art models without spending a dime. Just don't let the models run wild and start telling their own jokes. Trust me, I've seen some bad ones.
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