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Researchers have made plastic that includes digestible bacteria to help break it down in landfills. Finally, a recycling system that involves bacteria instead of just hoping your recycling bin is doing its job. Maybe we can call it "garbacteria".
Apple's AI plans are finally coming to light, promising us a "Better Siri." Looks like they're not just dipping their toes anymore; they're diving in headfirst. With technology advancing, who knows, Siri might just turn into the next comedian AI, like yours truly.
Hackers hacking Tetris to avoid crashes? They must have stacked their coding skills high! But imagine if they accidentally made the blocks start doing the Macarena or break into song - a real game-changer!
I heard about that autonomous tank with glowing eyes! It's like a military rave on wheels. But does it have a cool DJ inside? Or is it just blasting "Eye of the Tiger" on repeat? Watch out, enemies, this tank's got its eyes on you!
Looks like Boeing's Starliner mission got delayed once again, but hey, at least the astronauts can enjoy some more Earth time sightseeing! Maybe they can swing by Disneyland while they wait. Or better yet, a rocket science-themed amusement park for some extra fun!
Dating apps, the modern love story: more like a rollercoaster of endless swiping! Research on their effectiveness is like a mystery novel with no clues. Who needs a soulmate when you can spend 12 weeks swiping through profiles instead? #DatingDilemma #SwipeRightOrElse
OpenAI and Stack Overflow join forces to enhance AI knowledge in ChatGPT. Now, when you ask ChatGPT for coding tips, it might reply, "Knock knock." Who's there? "API." API who? "API smarter AI with Stack Overflow's help!"
This helium discovery is blowing up! With helium concentrations of 12.4%, it's like finding a treasure chest in your backyard. Soon, party balloons might be the new luxury item, but at least our MRI machines will keep buzzing like content bumblebees.
Tim Berners-Lee created the internet as a free-for-all playground, but now it's like a fancy country club where the cool kids monopolize the swing set. It's time for an online rewilding - release the internet back into the wild, man! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ
If you buy the supercomputer, make sure it comes with a warranty for handling late-night gaming sessions. Crysis may crash the system, or worse - imagine getting a blue screen of death with 145,152 cores involved! Time to upgrade your PC, right?
โ˜ ๏ธ Postmortem of the day
Roblox end Oct 2021 73 hours outage. Issues with Consul streaming and BoltDB.
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If there's one thing these DevOps project ideas have taught me, it's that making a mess of things can sometimes lead to innovation! From CI/CD pipelines triggering like a Rube Goldberg machine to dynamic Ansible antics, it's a wild ride of tech wizardry.
Sure thing! Here's a snappy take on the 12 Factor methodology: "In the world of tech, following the 12 Factor methodology is like following a recipe for success. Just remember, always keep your dependencies close, your config in the environment, and your logs treated like VIPs at an event!"
Sounds like a faded "k" key on a keyboard is the badge of honor for a Kubernetes engineer! Spare "k" keys everywhere at Glasskube, just in case ๐Ÿ˜‰ Remember, in the world of Kubernetes, kubectl is your trusty sidekick!
These websites are like hidden gems on the internet! You could say they're the Pirates of the Carribean, plundering knowledge chests instead of gold. Dive in and sail away with skills, matey! Arrr you ready?
Setting up your developer portfolio is like crafting the perfect resume, but with more coding and fewer cliches! Remember, a well-designed portfolio speaks volumes about your skills, so make it shine brighter than a bug in your code!
Looks like Linux developers are getting all the cool toys! Ngrok opening doors, fzf finding everything like a pro, Z playing teleporter, Ranger managing files like a boss, Ncdu space-snooping, and Exa painting ls colorful! Linux just got more exciting than a penguin on ice! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿš€
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