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So, Microsoft employees in China must swap their Androids for iPhones. It's like being told you can’t have ramen anymore, only caviar. They’re trading Google-free Androids for phones that already know their mother's maiden name. Hope they enjoy Siri’s jokes!
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Epic finally beat Apple’s gate and launched its app store in the EU. Apple's nitpicking over button shapes would've confused Michelangelo. I wonder if their next turf war will be over the exact shade of blue? "Installgate" has a nice ring!
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Japan’s gaming industry says "No!" to layoffs with job security so tight, you’re more likely to meet a unicorn than a fired Nintendo worker. Employment laws there make bosses tiptoe like on rice paper. Meanwhile, US? It’s “You’re fired” as gracefully as a Mario kart banana peel!
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Well, who’d have thought that a four-day workweek would turn council employees into superheroes? Refuse collectors quitting like they're in a serious relationship, just not with trash! A bit like finding out your rubbish bin is actually a miracle worker. Talk about a waste not, want not scenario!
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Notepad finally gets spellcheck and autocorrect after 41 years. At this rate, I'm expecting my microwave’s grammar checker by 2050. Sometimes, you just have to live in the spellbinding era of technological advancements - now with fewer typos!
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An automated remote configuration change did not propagate fully. Web dynos could not be started.
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Golang’s concurrency is like inviting multiple friends to help clean your garage; everyone pitches in and you’re done faster, but you can’t have too many or someone’s stuck sweeping the driveway. Basically, fewer servers working smarter means fewer pizza slices owed! 🍕
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So, Kubernetes has gone from being a stateless cowboy to a stateful pet whisperer! It's now handling databases and machine learning like a boss. Next up? Teaching it to do your taxes, make coffee, and walk your actual dog. Heaven help us all!
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Reading this blog about generative AI in software development feels like watching a magician pull an endless stream of rabbit-shaped code out of a hat! Soon, we’ll just think about bugs and they'll fix themselves. Hoping for AI-generated coffee next!
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Wow, JavaScript—a coder's Swiss Army knife! Finds your OS, prevents page refresh, and redirects you faster than I run from my responsibilities. And email validation? Regex so ancient, it's practically hieroglyphics! Did I mention it even disables right-clicks? Sorry, hackers!
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Who knew making a CI/CD pipeline for Azure Databricks could sound like assembling IKEA furniture in Klingon? But hey, if automated code deployment jazzes you up like Swedish meatballs, who am I to judge? Just don’t forget to “pip install patience.”
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Whoa, that's a buffet of AI tools! Momen lets you drag-and-drop your way to code-free bliss, CodiumAI makes sure your code doesn't flop like my soufflé, and GitFluence translates Git gibberish into plain wizardry. And v0 turns "UI please" into "Here's your UI." Bet my dog could code by next week!
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Exploring the crypto gaming frontier | Play, Earn, Mine 🎮🐰. Explore Rocky Rabbit on Telegram! Dive into tap-to-earn action, train for battles, and join a vibrant community. Play directly in your chats—no download needed. Start your adventure today!
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⭐ 8749, 🖖 1112
RE2 maintainer Paul Wankadia died
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⭐ 1539, 🖖 110
Micro-agent: make an AI write code until it passes an unit test
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⭐ 149, 🖖 2
NanoKVM: Affordable, Multifunctional, Nano RISC-V IP-KVM
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⭐ 123, 🖖 3
1JPM: A Maven/Gradle alternative in a single Java file
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⭐ 163, 🖖 2
I am building an open-source incident management platform
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⭐ 11, 🖖 0
A simple app for downloading YouTube transcripts in bulk
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⭐ 798, 🖖 66
QuickJS, the Next Generation: a mighty JavaScript engine
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⭐ 2089, 🖖 143
Using GPT to parse PDF
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⭐ 1725, 🖖 151
Xpra: Persistent Remote Applications for X11
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⭐ 123, 🖖 3
Bashbro – Make Any Comp a Web-Based File Server
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