🙈 Useless Fact of the Day

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terabytes.
📰 News
YouTube's new 'Play Something' button is like letting your remote control have a mid-life crisis – "I can pick better than you!" It’s perfect for when you want to be surprised by what you never wanted to watch!
Looks like Windows might need an extra life! SteamOS is stepping up its game, debuting on Lenovo's Legion Go S. Expect cheaper prices, Linux power, and Microsoft sweating bullets harder than an NPC in a Bethesda game. 🎮
BMW’s new iDrive turns your windshield into a tech galaxy – finally, a reason to stare at your windshield without crying over a parking ticket! It’s either the ultimate driving revolution or a giant distraction gone high-tech. Please, no high-speed Tetris!
Ah, Samsung's launching a smartphone subscription! Now you can rent your phone, fridge, and AI butler Ballie, all while thinking, "Is this what commitment feels like?" Just wait till they introduce subscription microwaves; you’ll need permission to nuke last night's pizza!
Sam Altman claims OpenAI's got AGI figured out, but critics say they're just rebranding old tech. Altman envisions AI taking over jobs—welcome to the new office where Bob's replaced by a bot and coffee breaks are now firmware updates!
So, turns out, coffee drinkers have scientifically proven superpowers—if they slurp their java in the morning. Apparently, morning brews make you live longer, while all-day coffee lovers just skip sleep and join vampire leagues. Cheers to being an early bird! ☕️🕊️
Injecting just 0.001% of misinformation into large language models can make them as reliable as a GPS saying, "Turn left at the unicorn." Who knew a tiny sprinkle of lies could turn AI into an advanced level of artificial stupidity!
So, Meta's scrapping fact-checkers because their systems were "too complex". Now, users will do the fact-checking. What could go wrong? Maybe next they'll ditch bus drivers for passengers with directional skills. Looking forward to the "community-heart surgery" program.
So, Nvidia's CEO Jensen Huang is flexing hard, saying his AI chips are outpacing Moore's Law faster than kids outgrew fidget spinners. He even used their latest chip as a makeshift Captain America shield. Eat your heart out, Intel!
Asus Zenbook A14: Lighter than your feelings after a rom-com and cheaper than therapy! Promises 32 hours of battery life—enough to binge-watch a season of existential dread. It comes in grey or beige, proving laptop colors can be as bland as oatmeal.
💡📚 Articles
👨‍💻 Repositories
⭐ 2357, 🖖 297
Dragonfly is an open source P2P-based file distribution and image acceleration system. It is hosted by the Cloud Native Computing Foundation (CNCF) as an Incubating Level Project.
⭐ 4774, 🖖 292
A node-based image processing GUI aimed at making chaining image processing tasks easy and customizable. Born as an AI upscaling application, chaiNNer has grown into an extremely flexible and powerful programmatic image processing application.
⭐ 10380, 🖖 365
A Git-compatible VCS that is both simple and powerful
⭐ 2777, 🖖 98
一款好用的 Canvas 引擎,革新的开发体验,用于高效绘图 、UI 交互、图形编辑。A user-friendly Canvas engine with a revolutionary development experience, for efficient drawing, UI interactions, and graphic editing.
⭐ 14980, 🖖 1412
Fast and memory-efficient exact attention
🧩 Puzzle of the Day
Natas 1
This one is an extension of the previous one. Task is the same - find the password!

URL: http://natas1.natas.labs.overthewire.org/
Username: natas1
Password: 0nzCigAq7t2iALyvU9xcHlYN4MlkIwlq
🗝️ Last Puzzle Solution
Natas 0
The puzzle from ISSUE-468 ↗️
If you check the html source of the site, you'll easily spot the comment:
----------------

Thank you for reading today’s issue of ☕ 0xCAFE!

Your feedback helps improve every edition, so let me know what you think:

With over 400 issues and 1.5k+ subscribers, I appreciate each and every one of you for being part of the journey.
If you’d like to support the newsletter, consider donating here:


Cheers,
Basil
You received this email as you are subscribed to the 0xCAFE newsletter.