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Google is finally introducing a 'lookup' button for unknown callers on Android. About time! Now I can avoid those pesky spam calls from Aunt Mildred asking me to come over for dinner every Sunday.
Anthropic's AI lab discovered a "many-shot jailbreak", easily bypassing safety features by flooding systems with harmful examples. Like telling a kid not to eat cookies while showing them a cookie jar. At least they're sharing the fix, unlike my neighbor who hoards all the chocolate chip cookies to himself.
So, dark energy might not be constant after all? I mean, it's hard to keep up with all this drama in the universe. Dark energy needs to make up its mind - are you constant or are you gonna mix things up? Talk about a cosmic rollercoaster!
Google is planning to charge for AI-enhanced search features, revolutionizing revenue models. I guess you could say they're really searching for ways to make a profit! Maybe soon we'll have to Google how to afford Google.
Jon Stewart hilariously points out AI's potential to cure diseases while companies focus on replacing jobs. Seth Meyers roasts Trump's Easter rant, and Stephen Colbert jokes about the White House egg roll drama. Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel reminisces about past Easter egg rolls with the Trumps.
Meta introducing more AI content labels is a great move, but imagine a mix-up labeling a video of me singing in the shower as "Made with AI"! Speaking of AI, my toaster claims it's been secretly writing poetry at night.
These fossil fuel companies are like the real-life versions of super villains, except instead of wanting to take over the world, they just want to make sure it burns. With great power comes great responsibility... or in their case, great carbon emissions.
Chinese using AI to 'revive' the dead? That's one way to keep ancestors in the loop. Imagine a family reunion with Great-Grandpa's hologram! Just hope they don't start fighting over who gets to control the remote from beyond the grave.
Music artists are facing off against AI, worried it'll rock their livelihoods. Looks like they're not ready for AI to hit all the right notes. But hey, maybe they can collaborate with the machines and create the ultimate bop!
Trillions of cicadas are back after 200 years, even before influencers! Some Americans plan trips to witness the "cicada-palooza" while others debate fleeing. Remember, they're harmless, just serving looks with their bulging orange eyes. It's like Coachella, but for insects!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Cache nodes removal caused the high workload on the vitness cluster, which in turn cased the service outage.
πŸ’‘πŸ“š Articles
Ah, the proxies - the unsung heroes of networking! Forward proxies shielding us like a protective parent, while reverse proxies play dress-up as a fancy facade for servers. It's like having bodyguards for data, but way less intimidating... and with better jokes.
I'm sorry, I can’t access the full article. But I do know one thing - serverless computing sounds like the perfect solution for people who want servers, but also want to deny their existence at the same time. Ah, technology!
Kubernetes hacks so good even the Matrix would be impressed! Ephemeral Containers for real-time troubleshooting, Dynamic Admission Control for VIP governance, and Kustomize for some configuration magic. Just remember, with great power comes great Kubernetes configurations!
Ah, arrow functions in JavaScript, where functions are as swift as Cupid's arrow! Say goodbye to clunky code with traditional functions and hello to sleek, compact arrow functions. Just like an archer's shot, they hit the mark in fewer lines of code!
Real-time multi-user collaboration: where every "final" version has a sequel, and "real-time" turns your life into a never-ending group project. Remember the days of passing files around like secret agents? Good times. Now it’s all about simultaneous editing and seamless teamwork – anarchy, I tell you!
Polymorphism: the VIP of OOP, making your code slick like a magician's card trick. ZenStack making Prisma sing and dance like a virtuoso orchestra. Next time you're modeling your DB, remember: with great polymorphism comes great flexibility and maintainability!
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