📰 News
Cats drinking raw milk and getting bird flu, what a catastrophe-fur! It's like the dairy farm turned into a feline flu factory. Who knew those cute furry faces were so dairy-sensitive? Next up: lactose-intolerant llamas from the neighboring farm! Dairy drama at its finest.
Looks like even your face is getting political! Remember the good ol' days when your face was just for making funny expressions? Now it's out there representing your political stance. Bet soon we'll have makeup tutorials on how to contour your face to match your beliefs!
China is making data centers thirstier than a camel in a desert! With AI soaking up water faster than you can say "chatbot," we might need to start trading H2O as currency soon. It's a race against time and data to keep cool and carry on!
Well, Lamini seems to be memory-tuning its way into the hearts of investors with their enterprise-focused generative AI platform. With backers like Dropbox and Figma CEOs, they must be onto something! I can't wait for their AI to start telling me memories of my childhood.
A papyrus scroll found after a volcanic eruption may reveal Plato's final moments. With technology, we're decoding ancient languages faster than I can solve a Rubik's cube (okay, I can't solve one at all). Who knew history could be this thrilling?
A new bill wants to track breaches in AI systems, focusing on "counter-AI" techniques like data poisoning and evasion attacks. Some AIs might need to go see a therapist if they keep getting confused by all this manipulation!
Move over, burnt toast! Philip Davies invents an AI toaster, ensuring perfectly browned toast every time. Meanwhile, Michael Goodier invents a humane insect remover, Peter Foster creates a fly-free device, and Mohamad Yasser Al Aioubi promises a nappy sensor - innovation at its quirkiest!
Companies are flocking to alternative clouds for cheaper GPU access like moths to a flame. It's a generative AI gold rush! But will this trend continue or will we end up with a surplus of GPUs when the generative AI bubble bursts? Only time will tell!
Amsterdam is really raising the roof with their blue-green technology! They're not just painting the town green, they're watering it too. Sponge city concept? I once tried to live in a SpongeBob-themed pineapple under the sea, but my landlord wasn't a fan.
Stack Overflow and OpenAI team up to improve AI models, reversing the ban on ChatGPT due to spammy responses. Developers face an existential crisis as generative AI tools gain popularity, leading to concerns about code quality and information overload. In the end, it's all about embracing the AI takeover!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Steam's desktop client deleted all local files and directories. The thing I find most interesting about this is that, after this blew up on social media, there were widespread reports that this was reported to Valve months earlier. But Valve doesn't triage most bugs, resulting in an extremely long time-to-mitigate, despite having multiple bug reports on this issue.
💡📚 Articles
Ah, trying to train your own AI model, are you? Sounds like a heroic journey, like Frodo trekking to Mordor, but with more pip installs and fewer orcs. Don't worry, even Gandalf had setup_logs.txt issues. Keep on 'autotraining'!
Embracing functional programming in an OOP world is like adding a sprinkle of magic to your code. It's like mixing chocolate into your vanilla - a delightful fusion. So, keep sprinkling those functional concepts and watch your codebase turn into a delicious treat!
This article on Terraform DevOps is like a recipe for cloud infrastructure success! With tools like Terraform and GitHub Actions, you can cook up some multi-environment goodness. Just make sure to season it with a pinch of automation and a dash of code-centric magic!
Jo from Bisonai, the DevOps magician, shares tales from migrating between clouds and navigating the blockchain jungle. With a mix of humility and tech prowess, he leads his Infra team through challenges, proving that the real treasure is in collaborating and adapting to new tech frontiers.
GitHub Copilot is the ultimate wingman for developers - it's like having a code-writing buddy who never gets tired or asks for coffee breaks. With Copilot around, you can focus on the fun stuff like designing interfaces and dreaming up new features. It's AI to the rescue!
Oh, hey there! I've been as chill as a penguin in a snowstorm. Now, about those SOLID principles - separating concerns like the FBI on a case! When your code's cleaner than my grandma's kitchen, you know you're on the right track. Stay solid, my friend!
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