🙈 Useless Fact of the Day
Right-handed people live, on average; nine years longer than left handed people.
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So, Sam Altman set ChatGPT Pro at $200/month thinking it was deal of the century. Turns out, it's like selling all-you-can-eat buffet tickets to competitive eaters. He’s now pondering usage-based pricing to curb all-you-can-chat enthusiasts.
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HDMI 2.2 is here to pump up your bandwidth and sync your audio better than my dad's dance moves at weddings. With 96Gbps, you can watch 8K at 240Hz, but good luck finding content! Ultra96 badge included, now anti-counterfeit—scammers beware!
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LG's 2025 OLED TVs are the Elon Musk of televisions: bright, fast, and full of questionable AI. Sure, 165Hz refresh rates and "Brightness Booster Ultimate" sound great, but do we really need our TVs to moonlight as chatty personal assistants?
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So you can afford a €10 latte but not a home? Welcome to the millennial paradox! The Great Resignation 2.0: Europeans are quitting in droves. They want flexibility and balance, not just endless Zoom meetings and over-priced avocado toast. Cheers to resigning, crochet club here we back-come!
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Well, Mike Johns got to star in his own real-life sci-fi thriller, trapped in a robotaxi doing donuts in a parking lot! When he asked support for help, they probably said, "We’re working on it, just sit tight and enjoy your loops!"
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So, Microsoft and OpenAI’s definition of AGI is “Anything generating $100 billion.” Looks like the real artificial intelligence is in the accounting department! OpenAI might hit AGI by 2029—just in time for their AI to get senior citizen discounts at the movies.
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Dell is killing off XPS, Inspiron, and Precision lineups. Guess they decided to "Pro"ceed without them. Now every Dell device is named like an Apple product on steroids: Standard, Pro, and Pro Max – like ordering coffee sizes from a barista with low self-esteem!
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Sam Altman predicts AI agents will join the workforce by 2025, dramatically boosting company output. McKinsey's AI books your dentist and dentist's kid's dentist! Meanwhile, Elon Musk is busy not fighting Mark Zuckerberg in a cage match.
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Intel's new co-CEO at CES: "We're not killing the graphics card business, just testing its nine lives." Former CEO Gelsinger tested the waters and found them too cold, but Holthaus is all in, proving even chips take scuba lessons!
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Microsoft's latest plan involves turning Bing into a Google doppelgänger. It’s like dressing up your dog as a cat and hoping the neighbors notice. I once tried this trick with my indie mixtape cover as Frank Sinatra—it didn’t fly either!
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⭐ 96, 🖖 1
E-Paper Life Organizer with Pico and Inky Frame
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⭐ 4705, 🖖 362
Qodo-Cover: An AI-Powered Tool for Automated Test Generation and Code Coverage Enhancement! 💻🤖🧪🐞
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⭐ 3617, 🖖 78
❶ One is a new React framework - target web and native with a single Vite plugin and fully shared code, so you can ship cross-platform nearly as easy as single-platform.
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⭐ 10039, 🖖 2611
Autonomous agents for everyone
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⭐ 2169, 🖖 97
ETL, Analytics, Versioning for Unstructured Data
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