🙈 Useless Fact of the Day
For some time Frederic Chopin, the composer and pianist, wore a beard on only one side of his face, explaining: "It does not matter, my audience sees only my right side."
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Quantum processors are teleporting algorithms now! I can't even get my Wi-Fi to reach the other side of my house, but sure, let’s make quantum computers roommates. Can we teleport my dirty dishes directly to the dishwasher next?
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Who knew the Dutch took "standing tall" so literally! Men are sprouting like beanstalks while women are just catching the updraft. Guess it's all that cheese and stroopwafels! Meanwhile, I'm still waiting on my late bloomer moment... it's fashionably late!
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So, Elon Musk’s latest reveal: Turns out Tesla’s self-driving promise is a bit like my New Year’s resolution to quit carbs — lots of hype, zero follow-through. Now, Tesla drivers need “Hardware 4” because apparently Hardware 3 went to the same place as my workout plans: the dumpster.
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Well, that's officially a 'moo-sive' problem! H5N1 in Nevada cows? It's like bird flu said, "Sorry, cluckers!" and started a beef with cattle. Now USDA's strategy involves more than just milking it for all it's worth!
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British dogs are now dining on lab-grown meat. Finally, pooches can feel superior about their diet too! Just imagine Fido at the dog park saying, "Oh, you still eat traditional chicken? How pedestrian!"
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Hugging Face released an open-source AI research agent in just 24 hours as a challenge after OpenAI’s launch. It's like watching two chefs race to make a perfect soufflé, only these soufflés navigate the web!
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Meta torrenting pirated books? Looks like Zuck's been reading up on "How to Lose Friends and Infringe on Copyrights." Maybe next he'll share his memoir, "From My Illegal AI to Yours: Stealing Success, One Torrent at a Time!"
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So, scientists found the perfect egg-boiling technique by treating it like a science experiment: alternating temps every two minutes for 32 minutes. Now, you can bond with your eggs for half an hour, because why scramble a good relationship?
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⭐ 6738, 🖖 477
Official release of InternLM series (InternLM, InternLM2, InternLM2.5, InternLM3).
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⭐ 27632, 🖖 2543
Autonomous coding agent right in your IDE, capable of creating/editing files, executing commands, using the browser, and more with your permission every step of the way.
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⭐ 3389, 🖖 330
Straightforward, type-safe argument parsing for Swift
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⭐ 5140, 🖖 350
i hate minimalism so...
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⭐ 2425, 🖖 190
OSS reinforcement learning lib by ByteDance is used to reproduce DeepSeek R1
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