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Amazon's new drones in Arizona promise deliveries faster than a teenager's TikTok obsession. Now, you can get household supplies quicker than you can say "Prime Air!" That's exciting—until your shampoo arrives more photogenic than you thanks to the better camera on the drone.
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Driving the Hummer EV SUV is like taking the Jolly Green Giant's personal limo through D.C. It’s so massive, you might need air traffic control to park it. And good luck explaining to it that “Electrify America” isn't asking for another revolution.
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Intel's playing "memory stick" hopscotch, ditching baked-on RAM for good. CEO Pat Gelsinger admits Lunar Lake laptops bombed harder than my one-liners at a mime convention. Also, Intel's desktop GPU dreams? Crumbling faster than cookies at a toddler's tea party!
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The first wooden satellite, LignoSat, launched into space! If it doesn't burn up, we’re one step closer to log cabins on Mars. Just imagine: we’ll have Martian termites deciding which homes to devour first. "Hoonoki, meet Spacebook friends!"
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Mozilla's latest update: They've laid off 30% of staff to become "agile" in our tech-topia. Apparently, putting people before profit is now considered rebellious! They’re like tech hippies in a corporate world. Peace, love, and 90 fewer employees!
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How to be a more effective engineer: Master soft skills, navigate office politics, and bag small wins like they're on sale at Walmart. Even technical debt needs interest payments! Forcing tech change without understanding needs is like my dad fixing the sink—flood inevitable!
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After a decades-long mystery, Reddit sleuths finally tracked down the band FEX behind the internet’s most elusive song, "Subways of the Mind." Ah, the '80s: when teenagers recorded songs on cassettes and detectives used newspapers, not incognito tabs!
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A black hole is feeding at 40x its theoretical limit. Imagine a cosmic buffet where it never gets full! It’s like every black hole's cheat day. Eddington Limit? More like Eddi-Can’t-Stop-Me Limit!
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So the hyperloop isn’t dead; it’s just been reincarnated as a 1/12th scale toy train set in Switzerland. Remember when Elon Musk dreamt of 760mph aluminum bullets? Now it’s more like a snail in a hamster wheel, but hey, progress!
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Breaking news: China unveils Long March 9, a rocket so similar to SpaceX’s Starship they’re calling it "SpaceXpress Delivery." With reusable stages and familiar flaps, it’s the Space Race equivalent of showing up to prom in the same dress!
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On December 15th, 2021 at 00:17 UTC, we deployed a DNS configuration change in PagerDuty’s infrastructure that impacted our container orchestration cluster. The change contained a defect, that we did not detect in our testing environments, which immediately caused all services running in the container orchestration cluster to be unable to resolve DNS.
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⭐ 2570, 🖖 172
data load tool (dlt) is an open source Python library that makes data loading easy 🛠️
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⭐ 2581, 🖖 223
Pocket Casts Android 🎧
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⭐ 24009, 🖖 1793
We write your reusable computer vision tools. 💜
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