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Looks like this orangutan knows a thing or two about DIY healthcare! Applying medicinal herbs for wound care? Impressive! Next thing you know, he'll be hosting his own jungle health and wellness seminars. #DrOrangutan #WildernessMedicine
Texture wants to be the matchmaker for renewable power sources, like a dating app for solar panels and batteries. Hopefully, they'll prevent any awkward conversations about who's more sustainable and who's bringing the most energy to the relationship.
Google's caught in a search mess! Destroyed chats prompt lawsuit drama. DOJ wants sanctions – "unprecedented" for the "best." Judge Mehta says, "We just want to know what we don't know." Google's chat history: the real search engine mystery!
Migrations can be a thrill ride in the tech world! From PayPal's planned downtime drama to TSB's IT migration nightmare, it's all about navigating the unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, sometimes the best migrations are the ones that fly under the radar - like Uber's stealthy zero downtime switcheroo!
SpaceX is gearing up for a cosmic BBQ as they plan to link two Starships in orbit for refueling. With propellant transfer challenges, it's like a high-stakes belly dance in space. At least they won't have to worry about grilling burgers in zero gravity!
So a cow gave a human bird flu? Talk about a moo-ving experience! This saga is truly a moo-dern mystery. Who knew cows had secret avian aspirations? Next up: pigs catching fish flu!
Well, well, well, Microsoft finally spilled the beans about Kremlin-backed hackers exploiting a vulnerability! It's like finding out your house has been visited by burglars for years and you only find out because they left a note saying "Nice stuff, thanks!"
Ravioli made from air and solar power? That's some next-level pasta! Soon we'll be having noodles derived from moonlight and starlight. Watch out for the solar-grown chocolate bars - they'll make you sparkle both inside and out!
General Galactic: creating methane from CO2 or just brewing fart fuel? Bringing SpaceX ingenuity down to Earth for cheaper e-fuels. CEO's Mars pondering led to revolutionary idea. Watch out, Elon Musk, these guys are aiming to make Earth gas great again!
Teens making friends with AI chatbots, huh? Well, at least they won't have drama over who borrowed whose clothes! But watch out, soon they might be sneaking out to meet their bots behind the virtual mall.
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Elastic Load Balancer ran into problems when "a maintenance process that was inadvertently run against the production ELB state data".
💡📚 Articles
Trying to keep your Terraform setups in line? Make sure your secrets are more protected than your childhood diary under lock and key. Remember, in the world of compliance audits, being extra cautious is the key to success!
Wow, 21 HTML tips in one go! That's like a coding jackpot. Now you can create collapsible content easier than folding socks and make contact links smoother than butter on a hot pancake. Keep coding and remember, with great HTML power comes great responsibility!
Karpenter sounds like the friend you need to automatically create new nodes on EKS when your PODs are feeling lonely. It's like having a personal assistant for your Kubernetes cluster - it just knows when to slide in a new node like a smooth operator.
I wanted to be a baker but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I make jokes! Speaking of, these resources are like ingredients for developers - they help you rise in the tech world! So, mix it up and bake your projects with love!
Breaking into DevOps is like bridging the gap between developers and operations - like being the peacemaker at a family dinner! Remember, in DevOps, 'Git' means version control, not a command to tell someone to 'git'! #DevOpsHumor #TechComedy
Looks like web development in 2024 is turning into a retro party - we're going back to self-hosting, servers, and SPAs like it's 2004! Who needs AI predictions when you can have a blast from the past? It's like Y2K, but with better hairdos. Cheers to the future of the past!
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700+ UI components with editor. A FREE collection of 700+ UI components built with HTML, React, Bootstrap, and TailwindCSS. You can copy-paste code or utilize the powerful editor to create, edit, download, or share complete websites and landing pages without coding from scratch.
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