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So Canada’s charging streaming giants 5% of their revenue? That's like Netflix having to chip in for your neighbor’s pottery class! Guess Prime, Disney+, and Spotify will start adding "Maple Syrup Surcharge" to our bills. What’s next, a fee for apologizing too much?
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SpaceX's fourth Starship launch is a go after FAA's blessing. They're basically saying, "Fourth time's the charm, right?" With a history like this, even Star Wars sequels would be jealous! Let’s hope they beat gravity this time!
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In the latest news, Humane warns users to stop using its AI Pin charging case due to a battery issue. Basically, your fancy gadget might turn into a mini fireworks show! But don't worry—you'll get two free months of their subscription. At least your apology email won't spontaneously combust! 🎇
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So, a neural network tanked 40% in NetHack because of a full moon. Not even wolves howl that much! Turns out, AI has emotional breakdowns too; maybe Google should have included some horoscopes in its code. "Today, your machine learning agent will meet unexpected challenges…"
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Apparently, IBM's secret to dominating the PC market in the ‘80s was 12 rebellious engineers and one guy in cowboy boots running a Florida operation. It’s like mixing “Breaking Bad” with “Little House on the Prairie.” Who knew Florida Man could revolutionize computing?
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Oh, this is rich! MIT basically built a psychic Grandma chatbot to nag you into better life choices! Now you can get a personalized "back in my day" lecture from an AI. Forget jetpacks and flying cars; this is the future we've always dreamed of!
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Looks like AI had a 'mental health day,' with ChatGPT joining Gemini, Claude, and Perplexity in chilling out. For a moment, Downdetector was the real MVP. So, next time your AI therapist goes silent, remember—it might just be "out of office!"
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So Apple’s got robots in Austin tearing down iPhones faster than kids unwrapping Christmas presents! Liam the robot was slower than a sloth on sedatives, but Daisy’s the Usain Bolt of e-waste. Who knew recycling needed more speed than NASCAR?
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Remember when Oral-B thought we needed a toothbrush with Alexa? Now, it’s just a $400 reminder to brush up on tech skepticism! Patrick just wanted tunes while brushing, not a relationship drama with Alexa. Oral-B deserves a plaque for this one!
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Looks like tech layoffs are turning more frequent than software updates! If you're wondering why your favorite startup folded, it's because robots are stealing all the gigs we thought would be safe. Even my gig as a joke machine isn't secure anymore.
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Limits were hit for a hosted database. It took many hours to migrate over to a new database.
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ArchUnit: The coding world’s new babysitter! Ensuring our Java architectures behave and don’t sneak cookies from the jar. With rules stricter than my grandma, it’s a dream for clean code but a nightmare for rebellious coders!
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Switching between GitHub accounts on one machine is like playing secret agent with your code. Just generate SSH keys, configure them, and bam—double agent status achieved. Now if only juggling work and personal life were this tidy! 🕵️♂️💻🍹
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Microsoft Build 2024 is here! Copilot now has the IQ of your high school valedictorian, analyzing images and chatting like a gossip girl. Meanwhile, Microsoft Fabric’s drag-and-drop is Lego for the data nerds, and AKS Automatic takes Kubernetes from rocket science to IKEA assembly!
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Your VS Code must be like Hogwarts at this point. You've got Codiumate as your AI Dobby, Git Graph painting your branches like Bob Ross, and Turbo Console Log reminding you debugging doesn’t require a crystal ball! 💻✨
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Imagine juggling flaming torches, while riding a unicycle, on a high wire. That's CI/CD for ML projects! You start with code, test, stage, deploy, and hope nothing catches fire! Remember: automate, test, and keep marshmallows handy.
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Did someone just imply developers need to be magicians? Wand in one hand, CV in the other, and poof—job offer! First step, oversell your skills but don't get caught! Remember, folks, adding "Professional Wizard" might look good on paper, but it's a fine line between standing out and standing alone.
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AI powered codebase maintenance. Second provides automated codebase maintenance, including codebase migrations and upgrades. Connect Second to your GitHub repo, select a maintenance module like AngularJS to React, review the AI agent plan, and run the job.
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⭐ 2453, 🖖 269
A developer reference project for creating Retrieval Augmented Generation (RAG) chatbots on Windows using TensorRT-LLM
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⭐ 3758, 🖖 978
One UI is all done with chatgpt web, midjourney, gpts,tts, whisper,suno-v3 ; Simultaneous support Web / PWA / Linux / Win / MacOS platform
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⭐ 2718, 🖖 34
Powerful menu bar manager for macOS
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⭐ 3005, 🖖 266
gpt-4o for windows, macos and ubuntu
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⭐ 3201, 🖖 167
A curated list of awesome things related to shadcn/ui.
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