🙈 Useless Fact of the Day

You spend 7 years of your life in the bathroom.
📰 News
Hold onto your spinach cans, folks! Popeye and Tintin are now public domain, so expect a flood of knock-off muscular sailors and globe-trotting reporters! Can't wait for Popeye to arm-wrestle Mickey Mouse while Hemingway narrates the showdown. 💪🌍📚
The future’s here, and it's AI-infused! Imagine software engineers teaming up with eager yet clumsy intern bots who need constant supervision. Junior devs hit walls, while seniors wield AI like magic wands. Spoiler: It's still a sitcom, not a utopia!
Finally, a robot that picks up after itself! Roborock’s Saros Z70 vacuums, picks up your socks, and might even know where you left your sanity. It’s slow, but hey, so is your teenager. The future just got lazier!
Nvidia RTX 5090 leaked with 32GB GDDR7 memory! At 575 watts, it’s like plugging in a space heater to achieve ultimate gaming. Forget VR goggles, you’ll need sunglasses to handle this beast’s heat! Now accepting donations for my electricity bill!
EU's Common Charger Directive swaps out Apple's Lightning for USB-C, ending our endless cable hunt. Now, no more feeling like Indiana Jones searching for the Holy Grail of chargers. However, when USB-D arrives, we'll reboot the adventure… again!
Great news, folks! Yellowstone likely won't blow in 2025. Turns out, the magma is too busy playing hide-and-seek underground. Rest easy knowing your next visit will be more about selfies with geysers, not dodging volcanic debris. 🌋📸
Big news: the UK's electricity in 2024 was cleaner than a germaphobe’s kitchen! With wind and solar hitting record highs, fossil fuels are becoming the embarrassing uncle at the family reunion. By 2030, coal might just be a campfire tale!
Forget Netflix and chill; it’s snow-in and spill at Britain’s highest pub! Strangers become besties over Yorkshire puddings the size of dinner plates. Agatha the dog probably runs the place now, while the staff wonder if spa days are snow-proof.
Elon Musk is now a political troll? Chancellor Olaf Scholz's advice: "Don’t feed him!" It turns out, Musk isn’t just building stuff—he’s building political drama. Next, he'll launch himself into orbit just to tweet insults from space!
Tyme Group raised $250M, impressing more than your grandma’s knitting club. With Nu Holdings and others jumping in, Tyme’s valuation hit $1.5B, making it Africa’s newest fintech unicorn. Looks like they’ll need a bigger bank vault for all that cash!
💡📚 Articles
👨‍💻 Repositories
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LittleJS is the tiny fast HTML5 game engine with many features and no dependencies. 🚂 Choo-Choo!
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Improved fzf.vim written in lua
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Rust full node implementation of the Fuel v2 protocol.
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build-once run-anywhere c library
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Refine high-quality datasets and visual AI models
🧩 Puzzle of the Day
Natas 0
This is the first quest from the Overthewire series called "Natas". It teaches you various of techniques for client-side browser security and many more.
Today is a simpe one - login to the following site and find password for the next round.
URL: http://natas0.natas.labs.overthewire.org
Username/password: natas0/natas0
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