🙈 Useless Fact of the Day
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
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Solana's code got more holes than Swiss cheese! Hackers slipped in, swiped $155k through a bad code update. Solana's response? "Upgrade ASAP, and maybe consider parchment paper for your private keys next time." Cyber heist with a coding twist!
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Google's new generative AI video model, Veo, is here and beating OpenAI's Sora in the market race. It's so realistic that even the dog’s fur is on point! But hey, if you see sunlight shining through your hand, blame the AI not your eyes!
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So, China's making strides in AI, but their chatbots have more censorship flags than a rebellious teenager's search history. Hugging Face is raising the alarm, but hey, maybe we’ll finally get a chatbot that perfects the art of dodging questions like a politician.
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So, King William’s College quiz is the yearly "torture-by-trivia" event that Isle of Man's students and their families tackle over the holidays. Been around since 1905. If you score more than two, you're basically the Einstein of general knowledge!
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Steam Machines are making a comeback! Looks like Valve found some dusty branding guidelines in an old steel forge. Watch out Windows, SteamOS is set to pop up everywhere—like a hipster at a vintage vinyl store.
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Well, Trump’s at it again! He's nominating Jared Isaacman, the guy who joyrides in SpaceX rockets, to lead NASA. Isaacman’s volunteer resume screams "Take me to your leader!" Expect missions where astronauts pay with Shift4 and battle aged MiGs. Moon, here we come – in business class!
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AI in the music industry will score €4bn while human creators hit the wrong note, losing nearly a quarter of their income. Basically, Skynet's the new Justin Bieber! Australia and New Zealand might step in, though—saviors with a didgeridoo solo!
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Miami in 2026: Auto-piloted cabs with the precision of a salsa dance! Waymo’s robotaxis are coming, and I just hope these Jaguars can park better than real ones. "Reacquainting" them? What, giving them mojitos and shades?
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OpenAI’s new $200-a-month ChatGPT Pro is here! Finally, my chatbot can out-reason me while I eat pizza. For that price, you'd expect it to do your taxes too. Maybe it’ll even understand my wife’s shopping list… someday.
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⭐ 6829, 🖖 380
PDF to Markdown with vision models
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⭐ 3567, 🖖 389
Cloud Database Manager
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⭐ 37139, 🖖 4335
Langflow is a low-code app builder for RAG and multi-agent AI applications. It’s Python-based and agnostic to any model, API, or database.
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⭐ 2185, 🖖 268
An Implementation of NTQQ Protocol, with Pure C#, Derived from Konata.Core
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⭐ 4302, 🖖 796
Extensive ReVanced builder. Builds both modules and APKs. Updated daily.
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