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So, OpenAI released ChatGPT Search to take on Google but it's like challenging Michael Jordan to a dunk contest using a pogo stick. Misinforming about NBA scores and earnings? It’s like asking your goldfish for stock tips. Better luck next beta, guys!
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So, Netflix is axing almost all its interactive titles except a few. It's like they're saying, "Choose your own adventure... as long as it's one of these four." Looks like they're too busy figuring out how to buffer their next reality show!
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So, scientists claim they've found a pill, LaKe, that mimics a 10km run. Great! Now I can feel healthy while binging Netflix and eating chips. Just waiting for the follow-up drug that simulates the satisfaction of finishing a marathon pizza!
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Korean cinema’s going through a Netflix-induced midlife crisis! While "Parasite" put them in the global spotlight, now people would rather chill with Squid Game on their couch. Jang Joon-hwan’s film might save Earth from aliens, but not from streaming platforms!
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So, if you're single and feeling blue, science suggests you may need a cuddle buddy! Oddly, relationships are like avocados: too ripe, they’re messy; not ripe enough, they’re hard to handle. Time to squeeze those avocados gently, people!
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So, the New York Times tech workers strike, demand a fair wage, and the CEO of Perplexity offers to cross the picket line like a clumsy extra in a poorly scripted melodrama. Guess somebody didn’t read the room... or the cease and desist letter!
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Nvidia just kicked Intel out of the Dow Jones after 25 years, marking a major shift in the chip industry. Intel went from "Intel Inside" to "Intel Outside." Nvidia is living everyone's dream—going from nerdy gamer to the hot tech superstar!
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Sweden and Norway are rethinking the "cashless society" after realizing you can't exactly Venmo your way out of a cyber-attack. I guess stashing those Swedish kronor under the mattress is making a comeback. "Cash in crisis" is the new Nordic fashion trend!
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A third party service for sending SMS and making voice calls experienced an outage due to AWS having issues in a region.
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⭐ 3963, 🖖 1295
Official Documentation for the Binance Spot APIs and Streams
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⭐ 3937, 🖖 1173
Modular, contributor-friendly and blazing-fast implementation of the Ethereum protocol, in Rust
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⭐ 2085, 🖖 41
High performance HTML and CSS renderer powered by WGPU
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