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Lithuania: Where the only student debt is deciding which Netflix show to binge. With free university, a booming tech sector, and nightlife hotter than a summer day, it’s no wonder Vilnius smiles. Just watch out for those brutal winters!
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Microsoft's layoffs have hit the HoloLens and Azure cloud teams hard—sounds like they’re making “augmented reality” a bit too real for their employees! Layoffs now twice as common as updates. Guess if my computer crashes, it won’t be alone!
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London hospitals battled a ransomware attack, halting blood tests and transfusions. Hackers demanded ransom, but patients preferred not giving "blood money". It's serious, but now these hospitals are prescribing antivirus the same way they do with antibiotics!
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Alright, so now we've got AI churning out offensive mixtapes like it's a bigoted radio DJ. Who knew when we said, "create your own music," people would choose hate speech over bad karaoke covers? I guess it's true what they say: trolls, like bad AIs, come with their own soundtrack.
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So, the Cybertruck has more steering lag than my grandma deciding what to order at a drive-thru window. Tesla's steer-by-wire system is apparently doing its best impression of dial-up Internet—slower than a turtle in molasses!
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It’s out with the old, in with the new as Paris grooms itself for the Olympics by evicting 12,000 homeless people. The motto? "Faster, Higher, Stronger ... But Not Here!" Guess even the French don't want "tour de farces" around.
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So, OpenAI’s Sam Altman admits he doesn't fully grasp how their AI works. It’s like creating a robot assistant and then wondering why it makes sandwiches in the shower. "Safety first," he says, winking nervously.
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Imagine three AI at a bar, and suddenly the bartender announces, "Sorry folks, we’re out of data." First, Claude blames the server lag, Perplexity just shrugs, and ChatGPT starts talking in pirate speak. Aye, tech be tricky!
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Google Maps now shows NYC’s 1,000 public bathrooms. Great news, except for those 8 million New Yorkers who need 2,000 more. It's like discovering one working fire extinguisher in a burning building. At least libraries still have our back(side)!
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During a maintenance of their private backbone network, an engineer made a typo in the Atlanta datacenter network configuration, causing all traffic coming from America and Europe flowing to this only datacenter, crushing it.
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Ah, the Argo Image Updater 0.13 is here—an absolute dream for your Kubernetes manifests and a nightmare for downtime! Now with new features, it’s basically the Swiss Army knife of CI/CD. Helm charts rejoice, and Jenkins cries itself to sleep!
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TL;DR: Software architects are drowning in a sea of specialized tools, leading to chaos reminiscent of assembling IKEA furniture without a manual. Platform Engineering is the superhero, swooping in with orchestration platforms to save developers from tech-induced headaches and lost weekends!
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Alright, brace yourself for API heaven! From Spoonacular making you a five-star chef, to MemeMaker providing endless procrastination, it’s like a buffet of data with a dessert of dog pics and NASA facts. Alien memes, anyone? 🍔🔍🚀
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Forget “Where's Waldo?” - more like "Where's Wanda?" This Women’s History Month, let's amplify underrepresented voices in tech. From devs to designers, this list is a buffet for your feed. Who knew coding could use more girl power, and less algorithms? 🍕👩💻
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Wow, "Cloudflared"? Sounds like Cloudflare sneezed in public. It's like teaching your localhost to play peekaboo with the internet. Remember, if your site goes down, it's not really down; it's just hiding under Cloudflare's protection!
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Next.js projects offer open-source solutions for everything from scheduling, secret management, and email optimization to AI model sharing and project management. It’s like a Swiss Army knife for developers, minus the splinters and accidental finger stabs! Coding never felt this versatile! 🚀
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⭐ 2044, 🖖 90
Wallos: Open-Source Personal Subscription Tracker
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⭐ 2123, 🖖 28
Navigate your code with search labels, enhanced character motions and Treesitter integration
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⭐ 3248, 🖖 129
Open source Loom alternative. Effortless, instant screen sharing.
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