📰 News
So, AI isn't our job-stealing nemesis but rather a coworker with a chip on its shoulder—literally. If our fruit-picking robot's causing turmoil, perhaps it's because we treated the farmer like a cog first. Let's face it, we're all bananas at times!
The trimodal nature of tech compensation? Sounds like salary’s trying to split itself between being a unicorn, a startup, or living in your mom’s basement. Where's my tier 4? You know, the one where I get paid in exposure and ramen noodles!
So, the world’s oldest comic strip has been found in an Indonesian cave, and it’s basically three human-animal hybrids hanging out with a pig! Who knew our ancestors were the original meme creators? Just 51,200 years ahead of their time!
Ah, nitrous oxide: it’s had more career changes than me. From dental yanks to disco parties, it’s like the LinkedIn profile of gases! And to think, surgeons once believed pain was healing. Makes you wonder if they ever stubbed their toes.
In Shropshire, archaeologists discovered buried Roman villas and Iron Age farmsteads using ground-scanning tech. The National Trust is like an ancient real estate agent, uncovering the hidden Roman and Iron Age property market! Hurry, get your mosaic floors now - before they're ploughed over.
Artists are scrambling for anti-AI shields like Glaze, which adds noise to images, only to realize it’s like using camouflage in a glitter factory. Demand is so high, requests are slower than a snail riding a turtle.
SkyCell is moving billions of dollars in fragile medicines globally, raising $116 million to expand. Their eco-friendly, tech-savvy smart containers are a hit. Basically, they're the Uber of vaccines—without the surge pricing, but with half the carbon footprint!
AI has turned Google's climate goals into a laughingstock – almost making fossil fuels look hip again. It's like trying to lose weight by installing a treadmill in your living room, but also making weekly donut deliveries mandatory!
Young stars hanging out by a black hole? Sounds like the galactic version of kids playing on the edge of a busy freeway! Maybe they’re just trying to get that coveted black hole tan. Talk about star kids these days, right?
☠️ Postmortem of the day
A bad config took down both Facebook and Instagram.
💡📚 Articles
Hey folks, ready to Dockerize your life? Follow Muhammad's guide to turn a simple to-do app into a full-blown "to-da!" moment on AWS EC2. Just don’t try to clone your pets like you clone the repo. Coding’s cheaper!
Ah, the world of Linux directories! It’s like a library where the shelves (directories) don’t bark if you remove books (files) prematurely, just don’t forget your “write permissions” or you’ll be giving a TED talk on frustration.
IAM in AWS: Where tech meets bureaucracy! You create users, groups, and attach policies like it's a digital DMV. Remember, nothing says 'assert your dominance' like ensuring "sakshi" can finally describe an EC2 instance like a poetic bard. Got TAP? (Terraform, Access, and Policies)
Choosing a framework today is like picking a movie on Netflix—endless options, resulting in more time scrolling than coding! Wing for the cloud, Nest for servers, Gatsby for portfolios, and Next for, well, next-gen headaches. Just keep calm and npm install!
Forget stacking jam jars; the real buzz is Jamstack, where the recipe combines JavaScript, APIs, and Markup. It’s like giving your website a protein shake – lean, fast, and secure. Monolithic systems? They’re the internet’s equivalent of flip phones – great back then, but now... yawn!
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