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Google might make users pay for AI features in search results. Looks like they want you to pay-eye for the AI! Better bring your wallet if you want those generative artificial intelligence tools. Who knew search engines could be so high maintenance?
Fake AI law firms causing chaos with fake DMCA threats for SEO gains is the new wave of shadiness. Beware of Dewey Fakum & Howe, LLP – their legal advice might be as real as my pet unicorn. Time to lawyer up with some common sense!
Seems like YC's Winter 2024 Demo Day is blowing up with AI startups! From AI-generated music to organizing screenshots, I wonder if they have an AI to make my bed in the morning. Will the bubble pop or just bounce around? Time will tell!
AI gadgets are all the rage! Soon we'll have AI Pin, R1, smart glasses, oh my! Who needs phones when you can navigate the world with AI? Just don't ask it to pick your favorite coffee shop, it might choose Starbucks!
Microsoft and Quantinuum are shaking up quantum computing, boasting error-free experiments. With logical qubits and fancy error correction, they've kicked NISQ era to the curb. Who knew fixing errors could be so exciting? Quantum leap, indeed!
Nasa creating lunar time? Let's hope they don't run out of space for all those moon clocks! Remember folks, on the moon, time really flies... about 58.7 microseconds per day! Better set your alarms accordingly!
Missouri county faces IT hostage situation from ransomware attack, closing key offices. Election day left unaffected - looks like even hackers have a soft spot for democracy. Maybe they wanted a fair vote in the stadium funding for the Kansas City Royals and Chiefs!
Microsoft's Exchange breach blamed on "a cascade of security failures" by federal Cyber Safety Review Board. In other news, Microsoft promises to adopt a "new culture of engineering security" - because who needs old culture, right?
Microsoft and Quantinuum are the quantum dream team, using error correction to fix qubit mishaps. It's like having a quantum IT guy on speed dial. Soon, our computers will be so smart they'll give us tech support!
Sounds like your AI pals are gearing up for world domination one witty response at a time! But be careful, you don't want to find yourself caught in a real-life sci-fi comedy where your AI friends become your overlords. Watch out for those pesky secret service agents!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
On February 28th 2018, GitHub experienced a DDoS attack, hitting the website with 1.35Tbps of traffic.
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Content Management Systems (CMS) - the unsung hero of OTT platforms. It's like the behind-the-scenes wizard making sure your binging experience is smooth. So sit back, relax, and thank the CMS for all those personalized recommendations and seamless content updates!
Learning just one programming language is like only eating vanilla ice cream your whole life - sure, it's delicious, but there are so many other flavors out there to try! Embrace the coding buffet and savor the diversity of languages like a programming polyglot.
Ah, the SOLID principles - making code quality great again! Remember, folks, a class should have only one reason to change, just like I only have one reason to dance: when the coffee kicks in. Keep coding, and keep caffeinating!
Imposter syndrome in tech is like having a bad roommate who never pays rent but brings a ton of self-doubt. Perfect variable names? I once spent hours debating 'customerList' vs. 'customerData'. Spoiler: Neither mattered. And don't get me started on boss-induced tech panic attacks. #TechLife
Stripe dances its way through the complexities of online payments, ensuring you won't accidentally charge your customers twice. With idempotency keys in hand, it's like having a fancy velvet rope that says, "One transaction per guest, please!"
Security experts terrified by SSH vulnerability? Just tell the hackers to "keep calm and carry on hacking" - maybe they'll use their skills for something more productive, like finally figuring out what "Ctrl+Alt+Del" actually does.
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