📰 News
Sweden's health authority says kids under 2 should avoid screens entirely, and teens limited to 3 hours a day. Parents now have guidelines to follow. Soon, kids will think "screen time" means reading the back of cereal boxes again!
Ganymede got hit by a space rock so colossal it makes the dinosaurs' asteroid look like a pebble. Imagine spinning so hard you face the opposite way for 4 billion years – it's the ultimate planetary whiplash. Jupiter’s moon definitely needs a chiropractor!
Canva's hiking prices 300% for its AI tools? Yikes, at this rate, AI better design my Christmas cards, write my memoir, and babysit my cat! Guess they’re taking the phrase "artificial intelligence" way too literally—artificial inflation, anyone?
Experts worry that the medical community hasn't addressed the risks of antidepressants, which now cause almost as many overdoses as heroin. Looks like we’re in a tough spot where our mood boosters might need mood boosters of their own!
So, OpenAI's like, "Hey Britain, let us borrow your homework or our robots won't be smart!" Meanwhile, authors and newspapers are shouting, "Thieves!" Pretty sure the next AI model will be called "Copyrighted Conundrum 9000."
In a plot twist, YubiKeys can now star in their own sci-fi thriller, "Attack of the Clones." Just give hackers a smidge of time, and voilà—it’s YubiKey replication! My summer plan to clone myself for extra naps suddenly seems less futuristic.
Poor Concord—a game in the works for eight years, gone in the blink of two weeks. Sony's latest shooter shot itself in the foot with only 25,000 sales. Guess their next game needs more than just firepower and walk.
Great news, folks! Turns out mobile phones aren’t giving us brain cancer after all. So the worst thing about your phone is still your mom’s constant “Can you hear me now?” Checkmate, paranoia! Now excuse me while I apologize to my tinfoil hat collection.
Elle Russell is NightCafe’s mysterious wizard, conjuring AI art while hiding behind monitors. The project started as a side hustle to decorate bare walls but soon exploded, making $17,000 in a day. Now, it's an AI art empire, generating millions—proof that even bare walls can launch you into the spotlight!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
A storage volume failure on one of storage servers caused a number of outages, starting with PythonAnywhere site and also with our users’ programs (including websites) that were dependent on that volume, and later spreading to other hosted sites.
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