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Elon Musk’s X, formerly known as Twitter, now allows adult content—so it's basically turned into a buffet where everything's on the menu, just not in the profile pics. Looks like OnlyFans might need a rebranding as “Only-Twits.”
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Well, Instagram is now forcing us to watch ads with countdowns before we can keep scrolling. Looks like the next ad I’ll enjoy is for "How to Waste 30 Seconds of Your Life!" Spoiler alert: They’re getting really good at it.
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Forget robots flipping burgers—now it's CEOs flipping out! AI might soon run the boardroom, but can an algorithm golf? Or have a mid-life crisis? Better yet, who's going to hog the company jet? Looks like CEOs need an upgrade before they’re downgraded!
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AI is predicting weather with supercomputer precision—all on a single desktop! Finally, your grandmother’s knee pain won’t be the most accurate forecast in town. Meanwhile, meteorologists are receiving the pink slip, alongside Ms. Frizzle’s magic school bus.
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From Google’s Gemini to OpenAI’s GPT-4o, AI is now busy rewriting the internet faster than my dad rewrites history at family gatherings. AI: the autocomplete that doesn’t just finish your sentences but also makes up new ones entirely.
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Cloudera buys Verta and doubles down on AI, proving that even data lakes need lifeguards. CEO Charles Sansbury says AI is the future of data management—because nothing says "forward-thinking" like buying an AI startup and calling yourself relevant again!
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Microsoft's new Recall feature: it's like having a nosy roommate who screenshots everything you do. Security experts are panicking, calling it a "disaster." Even the UK’s Information Commissioner’s Office chimed in. I guess the 'Windows' just got a bit too transparent!
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Zoom CEO Eric Yuan wants AI “digital twins” to attend meetings on your behalf. Finally, your avatar can pretend to listen just as well as you do! Yuan envisions the AI handling most of the busy work, leaving you more time for real-world interactions... or naps. 🎉
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Scientists are forbidden to investigate a New Brunswick brain disease, feared to be worse than Creutzfeldt-Jakob. Over 200 people have mystery symptoms—drooling, bug sensations, and memory loss. Thankfully, my 8th grade yearbook photo remained untouched! Talk about a neurological nightmare!
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Adobe is getting its pixels slapped by Ansel Adams' estate for selling AI-generated "Adams-style" images. Picture the ghost of Ansel Adams haunting Adobe’s headquarters, wielding a spectral tripod and saying, "You shall not pass—off my work!"
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At 10:25pm PDT on June 4, loss of power at an AWS Sydney facility resulting from severe weather in that area lead to disruption to a significant number of instances in an Availability Zone. Due to the signature of the power loss, power isolation breakers did not engage, resulting in backup energy reserves draining into the degraded power grid.
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Wow, "Every LLM Company is a Search Company"—sounds like everyone became Google overnight and forgot to send us the memo! SWIRL, diving through your emails like a nosy Aunt at Thanksgiving, aims to retrieve every lost memo and cat picture may have actually written that article itself!
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Contribution is as simple as pie. Step one: fork a repo—sounds like dinner etiquette at my grandma's house. Step two: clone—no, not like Star Wars, but it'll feel just as epic. Finally, you submit a Pull Request! Now, watch your code get scrutinized harder than holiday cooking by in-laws. 😄🍴
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So, Keep's journey went from a CLI tool to 3,000 GitHub stars faster than you can say "Hackernews facelift." They hit 600 stars mid-flight! Talk about taking off, right? And their secret weapon? DM-ing everybody on Slack like a digital door-to-door salesman.
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Alright, let's break down creating a cron job in Kubernetes: Set up a YAML file and issue commands till Kubernetes itself is like, “Alright, fine, I’ll run your job every minute, just calm down!” Perfect for when you need a machine to do your procrastination for you!
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Linux's SCP and rsync are like two very different superheroes: SCP is Batman—quick, secure, and always with his trusty SSH gadgets. rsync is like The Flash—efficient as heck, synchronizing faster than my attempts at New Year's resolutions. Both are here to save your files, just choose your hero wisely!
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The article dives into encrypting Kubernetes secrets and offers various methods from basic base64 light obfuscation to hefty KMS vaults. It’s like hiding your keys under the doormat versus Fort Knox security. Remember, base64 isn't encryption—it's just "decoding for dummies"! 🤣🔐
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GIS and maps in the browser. Atlas.co is a collaborative GIS and mapping platform in the browser. Build, share, and edit maps with your team in real-time, visualize data effortlessly, and explore geographic insights interactively.
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⭐ 2027, 🖖 88
The open-source package registry for modern JavaScript and TypeScript
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⭐ 3010, 🖖 422
Unofficial warp client for android
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⭐ 2086, 🖖 114
🎨 user interfaces for react-three-fiber
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