🙈 Useless Fact of the Day
Elephants are the only animals that can`t jump.
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Judge denies Apple’s attempt to halt Google antitrust trial. Apple wanted a hand in the case but received a judicial thumbs-down. Guess Tim Cook's next strategy is selling iPhones with built-in ‘Get Out of Monopoly Free’ cards!
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Microsoft Paint now has a "Copilot" button for its new AI tools. Finally, artificial intelligence can transform your childish doodles into avant-garde masterpieces. I can't wait to tell people, "This stick figure? Yeah, Copilot did that."
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Oh, Microsoft! Hiking fees and removing the VPN feature is like raising rent on an apartment while taking away the front door. What's next? Charging extra for Ctrl+Alt+Del? Time to polish that Notepad, Tom!
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Civilization VII is back, and it's like Game of Thrones meets SimCity but without the dragons—or city inspectors. The new leader-based gameplay feels like having Machiavelli as your personal life coach! Prepare to kiss your free time goodbye and your ambitions of global dominance hello.
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Looks like OpenAI's o3-mini is the new kid on the block, aiming to outshine DeepSeek with more science and math prowess. It's got three reasoning levels—think brain modes from "too chill" to "Einstein." Finally, I can ask an AI to solve my calculus homework and find cat memes simultaneously!
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OpenAI says their models are more persuasive than 82% of Reddit users – which is like saying you're better at baking cakes than most people who only know how to order takeout. Be careful, one day we'll have AI convincing us broccoli is dessert!
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Breaking news: The European Union just became the AI babysitter, deciding which robo-tot could play and which goes to time-out. Remember, folks, AI predicting crime based on your selfie is a no-no. Big Brother has upgraded to Big Algorithm!
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Well, fitness enthusiasts, grab your fish oil and gym shoes! Turns out, omega-3 might shave a whole three months off your "biological age"! Next step? A Botox treatment that’ll only regress you to teenage angst by a week!
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DeepSeek launches an AI model, makes investors deep-sick. Alibaba, ByteDance, and others quickly follow suit, trying to avoid being deep-sixed themselves. Trump's got a "wake-up call," but China’s hitting snooze on U.S. tech dominance. Buckle up, Silicon Valley!
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⭐ 4683, 🖖 1881
A browser based Pokémon fangame heavily inspired by the roguelite genre.
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⭐ 4980, 🖖 350
Standalone implementation of Zygisk
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⭐ 2025, 🖖 244
🦙 MegaLinter analyzes 50 languages, 22 formats, 21 tooling formats, excessive copy-pastes, spelling mistakes and security issues in your repository sources with a GitHub Action, other CI tools or locally.
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⭐ 11954, 🖖 796
library & platform to build, distribute, monetize ai apps that have the full context (like rewind, granola, etc.), open source, 100% local, developer friendly. 24/7 screen, mic, keyboard recording and control
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⭐ 2819, 🖖 52
A modern, fast and flexible .NET testing framework
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