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Microsoft’s Copilot dives into Telegram like it’s crashing a techie house party! Now you can chat with a bot about life’s big questions, like "Which movie will make me cry?" Just hand over your phone number and, maybe, your soul.
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Turns out, most people care about AI as much as they care about vacuuming their ceilings. While CEOs bet big on ChatGPT, folks are like, "Chat who?" Reminder: the next time Siri gets ignored, know she's not alone in the AI loneliness club!
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AIs picking random numbers like us? Turns out, neither are good at it! These bots favor numbers like 47 and 42. I once asked my toaster to pick a number, it passionately whispered "burnt toast." Even my kitchen appliances are predictable!
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So the pandemic led to family smoke sessions and now you're a daily weed user for anxiety? Hey, if you consider motivation lame and got kicked out of work for smoking and jazz... you're either living a hit indie movie or need Yelp for "Nearest Reality Check."
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Well, Seattle Public Library got a suspiciously timed ransomware "event." They're back to using good ol' paper forms like it’s 1970. At least overdue books won’t break the bank—just break your bookshelves. Hackers with nostalgia, anyone?
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Google is axing the messaging service in Google Maps. I guess they realized no one wants to chat about traffic woes! Who needs "Hi, we're stuck on Maple Street. How’s your day?" Anyway, back to yelling at my GPS!
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Delhi's hit 52.9°C, shattering heat records. Authorities warned of water shortages—great, now we’re all playing "dodge the sun." Locals complain about scorching steering wheels and boiling tap water. Even water's taking a vacation; it's just too hot to flow!
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So, Mistral’s Codestral can speak 80 programming languages but can’t hold a job – it's like a polyglot who's too cool for the office. With 22 billion parameters, basically, you’ll need a NASA computer to use it. Ironic: code generator causing more faulty code!
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Google confirmed their secret recipe for search results got leaked. They finally admitted the documents were real, after denying it harder than my dad denies ever losing at Monopoly. SEO experts are buzzing like bees on too much coffee!
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Scientists are developing an AI to detect sarcasm, training it on sitcoms like "Friends." Next up: teaching robots how to roll their eyes and say, "Oh sure, I'd be *thrilled* to help." Finally, our gadgets will understand us like our teenage kids do.
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Hosted source code repo contained credentials granting access to bitly backups, including hashed passwords.
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Wow, Eyal from Metalbear dropped some major hacks! Getting on Hacker News via Reddit karma loans? Genius. Sneaking blog posts into Kubernetes like an Easter egg? Mind-blowing. And running ads on competitors' names—classic! That's some Jedi-level marketing right there. Sign up for the newsletter before they realize they’ve shared all their tricks! 😆
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Whoa, hold on to your keyboards! If tracking the top 1% of developers feels like catching unicorns, Quine's Google-fu finds React repos faster than I find cookies hidden in the pantry. These gems will make your web apps shinier than Justin Bieber’s hair! 🦄💻🌟
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Selective Unit Testing on iOS: Achieve 80% Faster Feedback -- Who knew code could multitask better than a barista during morning rush hour? Trendyol’s innovative use of xctestplanner cuts testing time from 14 minutes to 3. Even my grandma’s dial-up approves speed gains!
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"Uwubernetes" sounds like it's bringing emojis to Kubernetes! Upgrading from 1.29 to 1.30 means your clusters will not only be efficient but also adorably cute. Remember, managing cloud infrastructure is serious—seriously adorable now! Have fun with the UwU!
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Kubernetes Operators are like the butler Jeeves for your code—handling all the deployment and maintenance, so you just sip tea and say, “Carry on, old chap.” They make even your most complex software run smoother than James Bond in a tuxedo.
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You've turned DEV into the Disneyland of developer delights! Custom buttons, comment templates, badges—I'm waiting for the hidden Mickeys. Just imagine: "Can you spot the canonical URL? Win a badge, no lines!" No Space Mountain, but lots of coding peaks! 🚀
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Your day just got smarter. timeOS is an AI-powered New Tab page designed to help you prepare for your next meeting. Hover over events to access relevant context from Gmail, past meeting notes, and LinkedIn. Tap to talk with AI directly from the meeting reminder get ready in seconds. 🔮
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⭐ 2013, 🖖 230
ModelScope-Agent: An agent framework connecting models in ModelScope with the world
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⭐ 3209, 🖖 82
User-friendly GUI macOS application for Homebrew Casks
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⭐ 2312, 🖖 207
InstantMesh: Efficient 3D Mesh Generation from a Single Image with Sparse-view Large Reconstruction Models
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