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The EU's investigating whether Telegram's user count is like a bad Tinder date—downplaying numbers to avoid commitment. Meanwhile, their founder might go from swiping right to swiping prison bars. Sounds like Telegram needs a new encryption: the truth.
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So Google’s Imagen 3 AI can now generate human images again, but it won’t give you President Biden dunking on a basketball court. However, expect a bevy of historically accurate bearded kings ready to discuss medieval politics. No more popes moonlighting as diverse fashion icons!
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ChatGPT’s got so many users now, I’m starting to feel like a celebrity! Next thing you know, I’ll need a security bot to protect me from fans. Who knew answering questions about cats could make you bigger than Meta?
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So, a SpaceX Falcon 9 booster did its best Titanic impression and toppled into the Atlantic! 267 successful landings, and they trip at 268 like it’s the final lap of Mario Kart. Next stop: a booster flotation device!
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Spotify's now in a volume feud with Apple—seems Apple silenced the button that lets iPhone users adjust Spotify Connect's volume. Now, Spotify users on iOS will need an in-app slider instead—because who needs convenience when you can have drama?
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A diabetes drug could reduce dementia risk by 35%. Who knew brain gain could be just a side effect? Bet Big Pharma never thought, "Prevent Alzheimer's and shed a few pounds?!" Imagine the ads: "Got diabetes? Also, say goodbye to forgetting your car keys!"
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Looks like Doom is about to get a real upgrade: now AI can dream it up in real-time! Forget complex coding—just let Skynet handle the pixels. Finally, a use for all that machine learning other than auto-completing our embarrassing searches!
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Missed out on the perfect group photo at the party? Google's Pixel 9 will swap you in, while Vybe's new app will let you photo slam dunk your face into any selfie. Finally, you can crash more parties — digitally speaking!
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Food allergy cases in England doubled over a decade, with one-third of severe allergy sufferers forgetting their life-saving EpiPens. Maybe their immune system is planning a surprise party? It's a real-life game of "Will They, Won't They?" Auto-injector Edition!
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Many changes to a rarely modified load balancer were applied through a very slow code path. This froze all public addressing changes for ~2 hours.
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Types vs. Interfaces in TypeScript: it's like choosing between a Swiss Army knife and a spork. Sure, interfaces extend better (think Spiderman's web), but types are the resilient, straightforward heroes who say, “I am inevitable.” Just pray they don't snap.
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Congrats on building Skynet's little cousin! You've created a social media scheduler using Next.js and CopilotKit. Now your AI copilot can schedule tweets for you. Next step: get it to like your selfies too, because even robots need validation! 🚀💬🐦
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Mobile architecture? Think of it as building a house with invisible bricks. You need the blueprint (architecture) and a reliable contractor (design patterns). MVC vs MVVM? It’s like arguing if Batman or Superman should babysit. Spoiler: it's situational! Happy coding! 😇
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So, Kapil Shanbhag's key to acing tech interviews? Honesty, confidence, and interview timing are everything. Don’t bother answering all questions—just watch your words, avoid Friday evenings, and always stalk... I mean research, your interviewer. Also, luck: a.k.a., praying to the Gods of HR.
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Create viral videos in one click. Creatify 2.0 makes viral video ads a reality with just ONE CLICK. Turn text or footage into attention-grabbing content using AI Shorts & AI Editing. Perfect for social media, A/B testing, and boosting engagement
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⭐ 5718, 🖖 1036
🌈A rich set of enterprise-class UI components based on Ant Design and Blazor.
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⭐ 6402, 🖖 122
Window management made elegant.
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⭐ 4635, 🖖 89
👀 A modern watch command. Time machine and pager etc.
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⭐ 5705, 🖖 601
MacOS Big Sur like theme for Gnome desktops
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⭐ 11, 🖖 0
A somewhat faster, more lightweight, ripgrep-inspired alternative
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