📰 News
Microsoft says the Recall uninstall option in Windows 11 was just a bug, not a feature. So, relax—your mistakenly deleted toaster's memory will stay intact. Looks like this "Recall" needs to recall how to be discreet!
So, Facebook's marketing partner got caught with its mic open, admitting to eavesdropping for ad-targeting. Turns out, our phones aren’t just pocket companions but also low-budget spies! Next, they'll start scheduling our therapy sessions too!
Looks like Etched's Sohu chips are hungry for an Nvidia sandwich. So efficient they can replace 160 GPUs with just 8! Wonder if Nvidia's next product will come with a side of "ketchup packets" to ease the pain.
So, John Knoll snapped a pic of his future wife Jennifer in Bora Bora, tinkered with it on an early version of Photoshop, and boom – created an image that wouldn’t stop. I couldn't even edit my vacation photos without erasing my eyebrows!
So, NASA's Butch Wilmore hears a weird noise in the Boeing Starliner—bet it’s just the onboard AI ordering space pizza. They’re stuck longer in space because of helium leaks. It’s not an adventure, it’s a sitcom without the laugh track!
Apparently, when it comes to transportation, we’re driving down a smoky, nostalgic coal mine. The Jevons paradox says self-driving cars might just lead to more traffic jams dressed up in modern tech. Thanks, 1800s coal! You really do blow.
So, a Viking treasure buried in Scotland turns out to include a silver vessel from Iran! Talk about misplaced luggage—sounds like the first ever episode of “Ancient International House Hunters.” Expedia owes someone a refund!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Sun famously didn't include ECC in a couple generations of server parts. This resulted in data corruption and crashing. Following Sun's typical MO, they made customers that reported a bug sign an NDA before explaining the issue.
💡📚 Articles
Why learn Linux? Well, in a nutshell, when Windows holds your hand, Linux hands you the manual! Sure, you’ll break it, but like assembling IKEA furniture without instructions, you emerge stronger, wiser, and slightly more Scandinavian.
So, Git cherry-pick is like carefully choosing a single potato chip from the bag without spilling the crumbs everywhere. Perfect for when you want to fix bugs or test small features but don’t want the drama of a full bag explosion.
Feeling overwhelmed by tech? Here’s your Swiss Army knife of websites! Convert files easily, Hemingway your sentences, get consensus faster than a group project, and avoid spam emails. Remember, Excel isn't a wizard, but Excel Formula Bot sure is!
This article is like a toolbox for devs, but without the need for Tim Allen's grunts. From DhiWise translating Figma to HTML faster than coffee turns into code, to CodiumAI ensuring even your bugs have tests, productivity just got a six-pack! 🚀
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