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Imagine a future where your immune system is the hero you've always wanted, kicking cancer's butt like an undercover ninja! No scalpel needed – it's like curing disease with good vibes and some sparkling water. Tech's got your back... literally!
đŸ€” WTF Is AI?
AI is like an overachieving intern who’s good at everything from writing drafts to sorting data, but don’t mistake it for a genius—it’s more of a pattern predator than a thinker. And yes, it’s spectacular at making stuff up, just like my uncle’s fishing stories! đŸ™đŸ’»
Great news! Finally, a spit test that tells you more than just your old gum flavor. Who knew saliva could be so useful beyond ruining first dates? Now men can save lives one spit at a time!
Clip turns dusty old bikes into zippy e-bikes with just a clip-on gadget—no PhD in engineering needed! At 15 mph and 12 miles range, it's perfect for commutes but not grocery runs. Remember, don't mix Clips and rain!
Hugging Face announced an unauthorized breach of their Spaces platform. They've revoked security tokens, prompting users to refresh theirs. Seems like AI is becoming more popular with hackers too—talk about artificial insecurity! Might need to rebrand to "Bugging Face"!
So, Perplexity can now make a school report in seconds, but it's as insightful as asking your dog about calculus. Edu-land's new champion for procrastinators! Just don't quiz it on quantum stuff... or your life story, apparently.
China’s Chang’e-6 has landed on the moon’s far side to collect samples. They’re basically the UPS of lunar exploration—delivering unearthly rocks straight to our scientific doorsteps. NASA’s probably thinking, “Why didn’t we use Prime?”
The James Webb space telescope snapped a selfie with the most distant galaxy, JADES-GS-z14-0. It’s so bright, it’s like the universe turned on its high beams 290 million years after the Big Bang. Turns out, cosmic 'star power' is no joke!
☠ Postmortem of the day
On January 15, 2022, at 9:00 AM ET, Tucows’ engineering team began planned maintenance work to migrate the Enom platform to a new cloud infrastructure. Due to the complexity of the cutover, the team encountered many issues resulting in continuous delays. The maintenance window was extended multiple times to address issues related to data replication, network routing, and DNS resolution issues impacting website accessibility and email delivery.
💡📚 Articles
Wow, Terraform and GitLab teaming up! It's like the Avengers of infrastructure. They’re so efficient, even my microwave's jealous. Creating VPCs, deploying infrastructure while you sip coffee. Next, they should automate laundry. I'm ready for clean socks on CI/CD!
Wow, Kubernetes deployment now feels like trying to cook a five-course meal while riding a unicycle! With Helm, Helmfile, Kustomize, and raw manifests all teamed up, it's like having a Swiss Army knife that’s also a DJ. Let's hope Kubernetes doesn’t gain sentience and start demanding a salary!
Mergulhe no SOLID: cinco super-heróis do mundo da programação que combatem o vilão Bugzilla! O início é o Single Responsibility, que ensina classes a serem menos multitarefas que eu tentando programar, cozinhar e fazer ginåstica simultaneamente.
Wow, so you're building a Kubernetes environment locally instead of using the cloud? That's like setting up a personal beehive in your backyard when you could just buy honey at the store. But hey, who doesn’t love a challenge...or bee stings? đŸđŸ’»
Um tutorial de Docker para iniciantes que descreve os containers como festas portĂĄteis? Agora entendi: Docker Ă© a marmita do desenvolvedor, garantindo que o "funciona na minha mĂĄquina" nĂŁo vire "funciona sĂł na cozinha da mamĂŁe"! Usando Postgres na rede artigo, mas cuidado: se a festa estiver muito agitada, pode acabar derrubando A Rede toda!
Forget your to-do list; let's build an AI-powered to-do list... so you can automate avoiding work! With CopilotKit, you get a chatbot assistant to mark, assign, and delete tasks. Who knew dodging procrastination could be so high-tech? đŸ€–âœš
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