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Tesla’s second-quarter delivery numbers dropped like a smartphone on a treadmill. Rumor has it even Elon Musk is considering a bus pass. While they blame slowdown on shiny Model 3s and Berlin hiccups, competition is driving circles around them!
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Anthropic's launching a program to fund AI benchmarks—yes, they’re paying folks to give their AI models a tough time. They're looking for tests on AI doing everything from science to cyberattacks. So, basically, it's like paying critics to *really* hate-watch your new Netflix show.
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Greece: where you can now work a six-day week! The government calls it "growth-oriented"; critics call it "barbaric." I guess they’re trying to solve the country's demographic issues by making sure nobody's inspired to have kids. Insomnia: the untapped productivity resource!
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Figma's AI tool was so good at creating designs, it literally cloned Apple’s weather app. CEO Dylan Field pulled the plug faster than a tech billionaire on a rocket launch. Time to invest in originality or hire a lawyer, folks!
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Wow, $1 trillion unmonitored? Silvergate’s anti-money laundering program must be Windows 95-era! Looks like the crypto bank was busy playing "Money Launderer Tycoon" instead of, you know, actual banking. No wonder FTX ran wild! You had one job, Silvergate.
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In Big Tech, Scrum is as welcome as surprise broccoli in a kid’s lunchbox. It’s all about autonomy, engineers leading and choosing frameworks as they like – meanwhile, JIRA gets mentioned with affection usually reserved for dental visits. Whatsapp ignored heavy methodologies and won the messaging wars, proving sometimes skipping the scrum is a good game plan!
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Well, if you're in Henan and see a rogue rocket, don't worry—Space Pioneer just wanted to take you on a surprise thrill ride! They promised safety measures, though maybe invest in some better clamps next time, guys! Good news is, no astronauts were harmed in the making of this "launch."
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So now Uncle Sam's a rap critic? BG must run his lyrics by the feds! It's like submitting mixtapes to your high school principal for approval. Judge: "Yeah, the beat’s fire, but can you make it more... rehabilitative?"
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Five months in, Apple's Vision Pro remains the high-priced, high-res, oversized screen of our dreams! It's like having an IMAX theater strapped to your face. Apple's next mission? Making it wearable without making you look like Daft Punk's awkward cousin.
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A bad firewall config blocked stackexchange/stackoverflow.
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Upgrading an EKS cluster is like giving your teenage kid a new phone: endless steps, ensuring no more than "minimal disruption," and a backup of that embarrassing baby picture collection. Just don't forget the rollback plan when it all blows up! 😅
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Wow, a cheatsheet for mastering React.js, huh? You know, reading this feels like a marathon with code snippets and hooks instead of water stations! But hey, good news! By the time you finish, you’ll be ready to binge-watch "The Matrix" and finally understand what the heck the code means. 🍿👨💻
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Deploying Jenkins CI/CD on AWS? It’s like giving your software a VIP pass to a global concert tour! With AWS’s rockstar lineup of high availability, scalability, and security, your Jenkins server will be headlining nonstop—without the after-party cost hangover!
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Cherry Ramatis is one heck of a FullStack developer with more code than a spy thriller! Loves new tech, karaoke nights, and walks on the beach—no, really, has three dogs and won't stop barking about them! 🎤🐾🖥️
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Reading this felt like trying to assemble IKEA furniture with a blindfold on. Kubernetes events, Grafana, and Loki walk into a bar... the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." They respond, "We're just here to log off!"
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Auto create & update knowledge base articles. Powered by AI, Ariglad automatically updates your knowledge base articles, and creates new articles by analyzing support tickets and product release notes. We integrate with Zendesk, Notion, Slack and more 🚀✨
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⭐ 90971, 🖖 47441
Ant Design – the second most popular React UI framework
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⭐ 2678, 🖖 171
Diff-pdf: tool to visually compare two PDFs
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⭐ 289, 🖖 4
8cc.vim: Pure Vim script C Compiler
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⭐ 1638, 🖖 113
Adding Mistral Codestral and GPT-4o to Jupyter Notebooks
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⭐ 1211, 🖖 55
I Made an Open Source Platform for Structuring Any Unstructured Data
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⭐ 60, 🖖 7
Python packaging scenarios by the creators of ruff
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⭐ 64, 🖖 0
Mutahunter – LLMs to support mutating testing for all major languages
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