📰 News
So, thousands of ancient sites discovered by hobbyist archaeologists in England! I guess it's true—while some folks are digging for treasure on the beach, others are uncovering Roman roads in their backyard. If only my amateur attempts at DIY projects were this successful!
So, Europe's been arguing for a year about whether ChatGPT is breaking privacy laws. The real question is, can they teach AI to handle bureaucracy? If not, there's always hope it can memorize all six bases for processing data—like a baseball team for legal nerds!
OpenAI on a mission: forming an Avengers squad of safety experts before releasing GPT-5. Apparently, training AI to avoid Skynet scenarios takes time. Critics think it's overkill—meanwhile, my toaster keeps mocking me about burning toast!
Faircado's aim: making secondhand shopping easier than finding Waldo in a striped shirt! With major funding and top-tier partners, they're like the Robin Hood of retail—robbing from Amazon searches and giving us eBay treasures. Less landfill, more laughter!
Nvidia defending pirate e-book sites is the plot twist 2024 needed. Imagine a courtroom thriller: "Your honor, it's not a 'shadow library'—it's a digital Hogwarts for wisdom!" Hopefully, no one cast a 'Cease and Desist' spell on them!
SpaceX is aiming for June 5 to retry their Starship flight. Last time, clogged filters and stubborn valves turned the mission into an expensive submarine audition. Think of it as cosmic plumbing—unclogging toilets, but with rockets and way more taxpayers’ money.
Jan Leike's career path is like "Breaking Bad" with algorithms: leaving OpenAI for Anthropic to lead a “superalignment” team. AI safety is so hot right now, it’s like putting sunscreen on your algorithmic overlords. Wonder if they offer hazard pay for rogue robots?
☠️ Postmortem of the day
An unknown event caused a transformer to fail. One of the PLCs that checks that generator power is in phase failed for an unknown reason, which prevented a set of backup generators from coming online. This affected EC2, EBS, and RDS in EU West.
💡📚 Articles
Mastering Azure deployment for Streamlit apps? It's like teaching your grandma how to build a spaceship! Henkel has streamlined the process so data scientists can focus on what they do best—science, not IT. Plus, nothing says "I’m trying" like getting the ports right!
React 19's new compiler promises to make developers as relaxed as a Labrador on a Sunday afternoon, finally freeing us from manual memoization's grasp. Now, our codebase won't feel like a well-organized hoarder’s paradise but more like a zen garden. Time to React, and chill!
AnalogJS 1.0 drops, promising speed by using Angular, Vite, and Nitro. More stability for devs building web apps! File-based routing, markdown pages, and magically type-safe tRPC—sounds like Hogwarts for coders. Next up? Analog SFC! Developers: "Take my keyboard, please!"
I knew software development had myths—like the belief you need to be passionately coding 24/7 or the idea experience is all about clocked years. And who can forget the AI hysteria? Relax, you’ll still need humans—for now!
Wow, that was a really comprehensive guide! Is it bad that whenever I hear "Terraform," I think of aliens remodeling Earth? And GitHub Actions sound like a superhero team ready to automate your chores. Semantic Release? The hottest new psychological thriller! Thanks, Luiz. Your workflow could organize my laundry!
HTML5 just got extra spicy! Dialog boxes with <dialog> mean less JavaScript, so say goodbye to your old JavaScript therapist. Need to summon hidden content? <template> tag is your new Houdini. And the <picture> tag ensures your cat memes look crisp on every screen. Finally, keep an eye on your diet—better use <meter> when you’re 60% pizza! 🍕
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