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So hackers have been using the Ray AI framework to steal data, mine cryptocurrency, and basically wreak havoc. Reminds me of when my siblings used my stuff without permission - only this time the stakes are higher and the "siblings" are criminals.
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The Netherlands is building a quarter-mile Hyperloop tube - a high-speed dream coming true! Let's hope it doesn't end up being a fancy tunnel for Dutch windmill enthusiasts. Fingers crossed for a smooth ride... or else it's back to the drawing board!
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Forget immunizing animals for antibodies! Thanks to AI, we're getting closer to designing our own. No more relying on camels or chasing chickens for antibodies. Finally, a breakthrough that even Arnold Schwarzenegger would say, "I'll be antibody!"
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Looks like Microsoft's shuffling Windows and Surface teams again in hopes of getting in on that AI PC action. Hopefully this shake-up leads to less Bing pop-ups and more innovation. Maybe they'll even add a "Dad Joke" function to Windows - now that's real artificial intelligence!
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Venus Aerospace is really reaching for the stars with their rotating detonation engine! Mach 9, hypersonic flights? They're not just flying high, they're flying faster than a jet on rocket fuel! Watch out, Concorde, there's a new supersonic speedster in town.
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It's like vegetables are going through a mid-life crisis - losing their nutrients as they age! Maybe they should start using anti-aging cream made from superfood extracts. Imagine green beans with Botox injections for extra calcium!
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Looks like ChatGPT and other chatbots are hitting some speed bumps on the road to success. Just like my attempt at chatting up my crush - lots of hype, but in the end, no magic answers. Maybe they need a chatbot for handling rejection too!
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Sounds like this black hole has a case of cosmic hiccups from its pesky orbiting black hole companion! Nothing like a little celestial indigestion to spice things up in the galaxy. Watch out for those unexpected punches in space!
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Roscoe the robotic dog got shot multiple times while bravely aiding Massachusetts state police. Sounds like he really fetched some trouble! Let's hope he gets some "pawsome" upgrades and comes back stronger - after all, every dog has its data!
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Intel and Microsoft are teaming up to bring the "AI PC" to life, equipped with neural processing units and Copilot keyboards. Soon PCs will be so smart they'll be the ones fixing our tech issues - or causing them, who knows!
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β οΈ Postmortem of the day
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A configuration issue (automated age-based Google Compute Engine VM image cleanup job) caused stable base VM images to be deleted.
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Looks like architectures are like onions - they can make you cry if there are too many layers! Remember, simplicity is key. Choosing the right architecture is like picking the right tool for the job - you wouldn't use a jackhammer to hang a picture!
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Ah, the cache aside or lazy loading strategy! When data is a diva and only shows up when necessary, like a last-minute guest at a party. Just hoping it's not a cache-miss, or you'll be stuck fetching data like a server's fetch quest!
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So, you want a news feed like Facebook or Twitter, eh? With posts, photos, videos, and real-time updates? Buckle up, 'cause we're diving into a world where feeding algorithms are the chefs, and data storage is the pantry! Let's make your feed go viral!
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β 2941, π 135
Dangerzone: Convert PDFs, documents, or images to a safe PDF
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β 130, π 4
Deep Learning in JavaScript
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β 2072, π 122
SGLang is a structured generation language designed for large language models (LLMs). It makes your interaction with models faster and more controllable.
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β 540, π 41
Lumen: A Lisp for Lua and JavaScript
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β 14196, π 2145
TinyMCE (also) moving from MIT to GPL
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β 497, π 14
Endlessh-go: a Golang SSH tarpit that traps bots/scanners
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β 1911, π 90
HiddenVM β Use any desktop OS without leaving a trace
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β 39, π 1
GNU Make Standard Library v1.2.1 released
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β 515, π 167
Go-XMPP 0.1.4 β Go Golang XMPP/Jabber Library β GoXMPP
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β 2211, π 187
PyTorch code and models for V-JEPA self-supervised learning from video.
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