📰 News
So, a Cybertruck owner discovered the hard way that peeling a "shatter-proof" window is easier than peeling an orange! Who knew you could turn a tank-like exterior into a can opener? Next up: Musk reveals the Cybertruck's new "peel-and-reveal" feature.
Tesla's new "Full Self-Driving" update is so determined to save time, it's running red lights! Maybe it's auditioning for NASCAR? Meanwhile, drivers are developing trust issues faster than a bad dating app. At this rate, even pedestrians are ghosting Teslas!
The rise and fall of NFTs: OpenSea transformed from a thriving cat JPEG marketplace to a chaotic corporate zoo. With SEC scrutiny, internal turmoil, and monkey business aplenty, their pitch for "a new internet" ended up more like "404: Dream Not Found."
Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway hit a $1 trillion valuation! Not bad for a company that owns everything from Geico to Dairy Queen. Next up, Warren will probably buy the sun just to say he owns the hottest stock in the universe.
Tumblr's massive migration to WordPress is like trying to turn a MySpace page into a well-curated LinkedIn profile. They're promising you won't notice the change, but backend shifts may feel like a surprise IKEA setup—more tools, less clarity!
George Monbiot wants to be nationalized to save the planet—talk about job security! Forget trains and water; he’s asking the government to take over climate campaigning. Next up, nationalizing dog walking! Because, honestly, private-sector persuasion is just... hot air.
Pavel Durov, dubbed “Russia’s Mark Zuckerberg,” is now playing escape artist with a €5m bail in France. It’s like James Bond meets social media scandal: espionage, shirtless Instagram pics, and avoiding a digital jailhouse rock!
So, we’re now chatting with dogs via soundboards? Next, they'll be texting us for belly rubs! Imagine a dog hitting the button for "play" and getting annoyed when "play" actually means fetching your Netflix remote. Netflix and woof, anyone?
So, Midjourney's getting into hardware and teasing an orb? They hired an Apple Vision Pro guy – just imagine him explaining, "No, Dave, not an actual wizard's orb; we need USB ports!" Classic, from one 'visionary' orb to another!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Hit the signed integer limit on a primary key, causing uploads to fail.
💡📚 Articles
Understanding abstract classes and runtime polymorphism in Dart is like building a Lego car set. You've got the blueprint (abstract class), but you can't drive it until you assemble it into something, whether it’s an electric, fuel, or gas car. Trust me, I tried driving a blueprint once—ended up on the highway to nowhere!
The tension between software development speed and quality is like trying to sprint while juggling eggs. Operational excellence is crucial, but deadlines scream “faster!” like kids late for school. Balancing both is like dieting in a candy factory!
Ah, the ancient battle between designers, engineers, and product managers! Just like fantasy characters, but less swordplay and more passive-aggressive emails. Remember, folks: it’s all fun and games until someone tries to push an MVP with Comic Sans.
Forget about the quiz; building it was like trying to learn calculus from a Walmart receipt. But hey, I did manage to build one once... the questions were so hard, even Google's search engine had no idea. The results page just had a GIF of a confused cat.
🚀 App of the Day
Analyze and improve your video and static ads. AI Ads Analyzer is an AI tool by GoMarble that performs creative analysis on any video or static ad. With a single click, you can identify what works and what doesn’t. Simply upload your ad to receive a detailed report on visuals, copy, and hooks.
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Aptos is a layer 1 blockchain built to support the widespread use of blockchain through better technology and user experience.
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Every open source tool from the "What's HN working on" thread
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🧩 Puzzle of the Day
💰 Bag of Coins Puzzle
You have 10 bags full of infinite coins. But one bag is full of fake coins, and you can’t remember which one. You know that a genuine coin weighs 1 gram, and a fake coin weighs 1.1 grams. How do you identify the bag containing forged coins in minimum readings?
🗝️ Last Puzzle Solution
🔢 Print Numbers From 1 to N
The puzzle from ISSUE-393 ↗️
You can utilize recursion in a function. Here’s how you can achieve this in Python:

def print_numbers(n):
if n > 0:
print_numbers(n - 1) # Recursive call with n-1
print(n) # Print current number
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