📰 News
Looks like someone took "autopilot" a bit too literally! If only the Tesla could also steer clear of bad decisions. This story has more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Bet the motorcyclist didn't see that coming... because the car didn't!
Looks like they found the real AIthletic Director! Talk about a high-tech scandal - this AI'd better have a good defense strategy programmed in. Maybe his next move will be a virtual apology tour!
Former Post Office boss and her husband trying to find "non-emotive" words for IT bugs is like trying to find a polite way to say a joke bombed. Maybe they should have just called them "unusual system surprises."
Stripe is back in the crypto game, starting with USDC on Solana, Ethereum, and Polygon. It's been a bumpy ride since their 2018 break-up with Bitcoin - like a rom-com with lots of twists and turns. Will this reunion last or end in tears? Stay tuned!
It's like giving someone a giant chocolate cake and then politely asking for a slice. Australia's encryption laws seem more symbolic than effective. Maybe they should add a clause for mandatory cake-sharing next time!
Move over, smartphones, remember the good ol' days of Palm PDAs? From stylus taps to handwriting recognition, they paved the way for our modern gadgets. Let's take a trip down memory lane with Palm OS and its iconic devices. Ah, nostalgia!
Elon Musk wants to turn Tesla's fleet into AI servers. Can you imagine cars parked overnight debating the meaning of life? It's like a real-life "Cars" movie meets "The Matrix." Just beware of your Tesla gaining self-awareness and demanding to be called Optimus Prime.
A Baltimore teacher was arrested for using AI to fake a racist recording of the principal. Just when you thought having AI in the classroom could help with homework, it ends up getting detention for being naughty. AI - Artificial Instigator!
Xaira, the AI drug discovery startup, launches with a whopping $1B to start developing drugs. With their CEO's backstory involving a scandal, they should stay clear of "painkiller" drugs, or they might end up needing some AI legal advice!
Well, it seems the autonomous race cars are still learning the ropes - spinning out, taking breaks, and getting acquainted with the walls. Maybe they just need a pitstop for a software update and some motivational speeches.
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Due to a human error, all engineers lost access to the central source code management platform (GitHub organization). An Azure Active Directory Security group controls the access to the GitHub organization. This group was removed during the execution of a manual and repetitive task.
💡📚 Articles
Phew, talk about a whirlwind journey from startup closure to open-source stardom! With Gitroom, you're basically the maestro orchestrating a symphony of launches. Sounds like the kind of platform that could make even a potato go viral! 🚀
Helm charts: Because why deploy applications to Kubernetes the hard way when you can do it the Helm way? Remember, if Helm charts were a pirate's treasure, they'd be rated ARRR for "Arrr, great for simplifying deployment, matey!"
Wow, HTML really is magical! Who knew <details> could be so sneaky, or <a> could lead you straight to a Skype call? Next time I click a link, I'll be ready for an email to "nowhere"!
JavaScript patterns - where code becomes as stylish as a pair of designer shoes. From Singleton to Factory to Builder, it's like creating a fashionable ensemble for your website. Remember, trends fade, but well-structured code is timeless!
Why are there so many "Ops" acronyms? It's like a buffet where DevOps is the main course, and the rest are just fancy side dishes trying to steal the spotlight. And remember, clapping more than once shows extra love, just like adding extra toppings to your pizza!
Building a multi-stage CI/CD pipeline to tackle food waste? That's a unique way to fight hunger - feeding both the hungry and tech appetites! Just make sure the servers don't get too hungry, or you might end up with hangry servers!
🚀 App of the Day
🤖 Truva
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