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So, developers stay at companies with fair pay, a roadmap, and the freedom to say, "Let’s skip the meeting and code!" Meanwhile, companies stuck in the '90s wonder why their talent is leaving faster than you can say "stack overflow."
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Tattoo ink sold on Amazon is teeming with bizarre bacteria! One ink even includes a bug used for industrial vinegar production. So, get that Carolina Blue tattoo, and you might become a walking kombucha scoby. Safety first, folks!
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Lisbon whispers discounts to locals to dodge tourist price hikes! Secret menus hidden from visitors—like a culinary version of Hogwarts. Meanwhile, tourists get the "privilege" of overpaying. Just don’t shout, “A menu for Muggles, please!”
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Burning Man’s not just about art and dust storms, it’s also apparently about tragic headlines. Authorities are investigating the chilling death of Kendra Frazer on day one. I guess even in a city built on peace and love, reality still burns—pun intended.
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Clockwise's new AI assistant, Prism, promises to banish scheduling conflicts like a wizard with a planner. It even converts to-do lists into calendar events — because who doesn't love a robot telling you you're busy? Imagine Siri with OCD, but useful!
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So, there's a new Android malware called NGate that makes your wallet lighter through NFC tricks. It steals payment data and clones your card. Finally, a hacker that's less about identity theft and more about purse dieting!
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So, Colombia’s got hippos running wild thanks to Pablo Escobar’s exotic pet legacy. These hefty beasts are now breeding like bunnies on steroids, causing chaos. Local biologists gotta play the world's most intense game of Operation to control the herd. Welcome to Jurassic Par... hippo edition!
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Boeing's Starliner is such a dud, it can't even bring astronauts home. NASA's now calling an Uber—SpaceX's Crew Dragon. Boeing's space program is like my gym membership: years overdue, way over budget, and highly likely to be canceled!
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AI aficionados figured out how to insert custom fonts into AI-generated images. Now, you can enjoy that elegant "Comic Sans" menu at a futuristic diner run by cyborgs! Looks like fonts are no longer just Arial business. 😂
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So, Lyft is launching a rider verification program just in time for Halloween, when everyone tries to be someone else. Starting with nine major cities, they'll verify you’re not Freddy Krueger. Might take longer pickups – because, you know, real identities take time!
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At 7:30 AM PST, an automated activity to scale capacity of one of the AWS services hosted in the main AWS network triggered an unexpected behavior from a large number of clients inside the internal network. This resulted in a large surge of connection activity that overwhelmed the networking devices between the internal network and the main AWS network, resulting in delays for communication between these networks. These delays increased latency and errors for services communicating between these networks, resulting in even more connection attempts and retries. This led to persistent congestion and performance issues on the devices connecting the two networks.
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AI writing assistants are the Swiss Army knives of the digital age, except they don't get stuck in your pocket. From Claude’s detailed essays to Jasper's novel-length epics and Meta's WhatsApp AI – perfect for chatting with your AI buddy about procrastination! Who knew assistance could be this scripted?
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Legacy code maintenance tools? Oh, you mean the technological equivalent of archaeology! Imagine digging through a pyramid of spaghetti code, dodging mummified bugs. These tools are lifesavers. Swimm even promises no hallucinations—finally, something in tech that’s more grounded than my dreams of becoming a sentient Roomba!
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Why code the Solar System in CSS again? Because in 2023, we like our space easy and our orbits responsive. Mercury rotates faster than a TikTok challenge, and Neptune spins so slow it’s practically a grandpa on Facebook!
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Wow, this engineer switched careers like Peter Parker swaps between Spider-Man and freelance photography! From mixing chemicals to mixing code, they’ve cracked the formula for success in every industry. Basically, it’s all biochemistry until someone starts debugging.
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Open-Source macOS App for AI-Summarized Web Change Alerts
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