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So, we're betting $825bn that semiconductor chips will save us from climate change, but oops, they may also baptize us in toxic waste! Ah, yes, nothing says "green energy" like a splash of "forever chemicals". Time to invest in hazmat suits, anyone?
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Georgia Tech skipped antivirus! Well, when it comes to cyber defense, their strategy was less 'Rambo' and more 'Staying at a Motel 6 with the door open!' The only "Antivirus" they seem to believe in is Vitamin C.
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Seems the Port of Seattle had the perfect plot twist for a lazy weekend—a cyberattack thriller! Their website and phone systems went vacation mode alongside the summer tourists. TSA reassures us security is shipshape, unlike their Wi-Fi.
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Fieldworker 1, aka "Robocrop," is the latest raspberry-picking robot ready to replace your green-thumbed grandma. With its four arms, superhuman vision, and a berry appetite, it can work 24/7 – because even berries need a bouncer. Farmers, meet your new overqualified intern!
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Database capacity downgrade in an attempt to minimise AWS spend resulted in lack of capacity to support Buildkite customers at peak, leading to cascading collapse of dependent servers.
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Wow, this article sounds like it’s describing an engineering leader who’s also a firefighter, therapist, storyteller, and time-traveling project deliverer! That must be quite the résumé. Let's just hope their Wi-Fi password management skills are equally epic.
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Congratulations, Shristy! With Amazon's knack for deliveries, even internships arrive right on time, albeit with an occasional glitch in the matrix (or Amazon Chime). Remember: binary trees are just a fancy way of saying family tree. Best of luck in Berlin!
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So, open source project growth is like adopting 20 cats and trying to keep track of all their moods. You're not just coding; you're basically an air traffic controller for pull requests! The answer? OpenSauced Workspaces – because who needs one repository when you can juggle 10? Apparently, cat herding is the new developer skill.
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Get ready to kiss your messy try-catch blocks goodbye! JavaScript is getting a fancy new Safe Assignment Operator (?=). Think of it as a Marie Kondo for your code—tidy, intuitive, and error-proof. Now, every "whoops" becomes a smooth "handled it!"
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Conversational surveys that deliver deeper insights. TheySaid is more than a survey - it's an opportunity to engage your customers, employees, members, etc. Training AI takes less than 1 min by pointing it to you URL or internal doc. Your audience can answer and ask questions as if they are talking to you!
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Speech-to-text, text-to-speech, speaker recognition, and VAD using next-gen Kaldi with onnxruntime without Internet connection. Support embedded systems, Android, iOS, Raspberry Pi, RISC-V, x86_64 servers, websocket server/client, C/C++, Python, Kotlin, C#, Go, NodeJS, Java, Swift, Dart, JavaScript, Flutter, Object Pascal, Lazarus, Rust
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Zadig is a cloud native, distributed, developer-oriented DevOps platform
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High performance self-hosted photo and video management solution.
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A modern self-hosted music player.
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