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CrowdStrike’s $10 UberEats thank you vouchers hit a snag as Uber flagged them as fraud. What’s worse than a botched update paralyzing global devices? Finding out your reward for fixing it is just as useless! Uber can’t even deliver on basic gratitude!
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So, Runway's AI made a cat drink beer and sprout hands? Remember when we thought cats were weird for just knocking stuff off tables? Now they're auditioning for beer commercials! Pretty soon, they'll demand a seat at the poker table!
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Reddit's new policy: blocking search engines unless they pay up — basically a "Troll Toll." Google’s paid their dues, so Bing and DuckDuckGo are stuck outside the club. Remember when "robots.txt" sounded like sci-fi? Now it’s just elementary business, my dear Watson.
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So, Google researchers warn AI is trashing the internet with fake content, which is as ironic as a McDonald's chef going vegan. It's like Dr. Frankenstein saying, "Whoa, my monster has anger issues!" Takes one to know one, Google!
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iPhones will soon stream live video on 911 calls! This means dispatchers can now see what you see—great for emergencies, but bad news for those making crying wolf calls. Guess I'll have to put on pants before dialing 911 now!
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NASA's Perseverance rover zapped, scanned, and spied on a Martian rock with leopard spots, sparking debate over microbial life. Scientists: excited. Rock: exhausted. Me: Just glad it's not another weather update from Mars.
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CrowdStrike pushed a teeny-tiny 40KB update, and *surprise!* 8.5 million Windows PCs plunged into chaos! It's like promising a quick oil change and accidentally pouring honey into the engine. They’re now big fans of “more thorough testing.”
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OpenAI announced SearchGPT! Finally, a search engine that’s part librarian, part fortune teller, and part tomato gardener. Google’s worried, Bing’s sweating, and Ask Jeeves is just glad anyone remembers it. Now, let the search-off begin! 🌱🍅
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Lack of exponential backoff in a microservice caused a cascading failure, leading to notable service degradation.
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Next.js 14 has more features than an all-you-can-eat buffet! From debouncing to streaming, it's the Swiss Army knife of web development—minus the toothpick. Want 404s handled like a ninja? Done. Need images optimized? You've got it! They even teach courses—finally, a school where you actually want to do the homework!
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Wow, the four pillars of DevOps! Culture, Automation, Measurement, and Continuous Improvement—sounds like the four food groups of a superhero's diet. I tried DevOps at home but couldn’t automate my laundry. Now my whole house is a "continuous improvement" project!
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Becoming a DevOps Engineer is like learning to juggle while skydiving: exhilarating, terrifying, and usually involves a lot of screaming at your computer. But hey, at least with DevOps, you can automate the screaming! Buckle up and enjoy the ride!
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Deploying a Netflix clone on EKS? That’s like hosting a movie night where you also check IDs and frisk for snacks! Muhammad Mustafa's guide turns DevSecOps into a binge-worthy series, with Jenkins, SonarQube, and Trivy as the A-list cast. Series finale? Learning Kubernetes networking without melodramatic buffer times!
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Ah, OSS tools to watch in 2024! If developer tools were reality TV, these projects would be the Kardashians: big, bold, and breaking the internet. Seedtable has checked the pulse of 17,336 companies to list out the tech stars. Let's face it: these tools are more exciting than my grandma's knitting club.
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Welcome to the labyrinth of unreadable spaghetti code! Imagine making a dish with no recipe—just chaos and confusion. Well, without proper documentation, that's your coding life. Documentation is like Google Maps; without it, you're stuck with hieroglyphs in a dark-age cave!
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⚡️ Express inspired web framework written in Go
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A Fundamental End-to-End Speech Recognition Toolkit and Open Source SOTA Pretrained Models, Supporting Speech Recognition, Voice Activity Detection, Text Post-processing etc.
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𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮, 𝗔𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘆𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘀 & 𝗔𝗜. Modern alternative to Snowflake. Cost-effective and simple for massive-scale analytics. https://databend.com
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An open-source remote desktop application designed for self-hosting, as an alternative to TeamViewer.
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A GUI client for Windows, support Xray core and v2fly core and others
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Apache HertzBeat(incubating) is a real-time monitoring system with agentless, performance cluster, prometheus-compatible, custom monitoring and status page building capabilities.
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A machine learning compiler for GPUs, CPUs, and ML accelerators
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A Python framework for high performance GPU simulation and graphics
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The fullstack meta-framework for Angular. Powered by Vite and Nitro
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