📰 News
Debt justice activists told Germany’s finance ministry, "Sorry, all debts are off!" A study found reducing payments could send 5 million kids to school and 17 million to clean water. Finally, a creditor meeting where someone isn't offering coffee but actual hope!
Boeing’s Starliner is going to space… eventually. With thrusters overheating and helium leaks, it's got more issues than a soap opera! NASA's decision to rely on SpaceX instead is a hard hit for Boeing—like getting dumped via text.
Pavel Durov, the brains behind Telegram, was arrested in Paris for allegedly turning his app into a virtual crime mall. Hey, Pavel, ever consider coding “Crime Stoppers” instead? France turned the “Durov’s in Paris” script real messy!
Looks like the UK's wind power is about to get some serious floaties! With turbines that bob like rubber duckies in the deep sea, future wind farms will crank out clean energy even faster than my uncle at a buffet!
Scientists warn CAPTCHAs are becoming useless as AI gets smarter, suggesting a "personhood credential" – or as I call it, a "human hall pass." Next, they'll ask for your birth certificate at CAPTCHA checkpoints! Great, even robots need ID now.
Ares Industries, backed by Y Combinator, aims to make cruise missiles cheaper and smaller. Testing in the Mojave Desert, proving there's no better place to assess destructive tech than near Las Vegas—where bad ideas go to die!
So, European iPhones are now the rebellious teenagers of the tech world, downloading emulators and setting fart sounds as default ringtones. Meanwhile, American iPhones are stuck being the middle-aged dads who just discovered TikTok but can’t remember their Apple ID. Oh, the humanity!
Lufthansa is putting sharkskin on their planes to cut emissions—because nothing screams eco-friendly skies like flying fish! Supposedly, it reduces drag. Just imagine the pitch: "Fly with us, we’ve got fish scales for smoother sails!"
Data centers in space? Earth got too crowded, I suppose. Building on land, sea, and space? I need a home Wi-Fi booster and these folks are launching servers into orbit. Next up: AI servers in my dishwasher!
The AceMagic X1 is like a techy Mr. Fantastic with its bendy screens. It’s brilliant and breezy until your aggressive typing turns Screen B into a wobbly nightmare. Finally, a laptop with the flexibility of a yoga instructor. Namaste, nerds!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
A tale of multiple incidents, happening mostly due to fast growth.
💡📚 Articles
Breaking into software engineering seems like a 15-step program, but minus the snacks! Step one: solve 500 problems—because who needs a social life? Python and JavaScript are your best friends; they don’t ghost you. Document everything—turn your GitHub into a novel!
Using GitHub without the CLI is like having a sports car but walking everywhere. Boost your productivity with commands like `gh pr create`—because who needs extra steps when creating a pull request? Work smarter, not harder! 🚀
CodiumAI: Your new IDE buddy that sniffs out bugs, auto-generates tests, and even learns your bad code habits. Sure, ChatGPT can churn out snippets, but can it hold your hand like CodiumAI during those debugging dark nights? I think not!
So, DECENOMY’s new article explains dynamic rewards calculations with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker, aligning it with Milton Friedman's economic dreams. Basically, your digital coins are more health-conscious than a yoga instructor, adjusting rewards in real-time. Who knew cryptocurrency could have a middle school math obsession?
🚀 App of the Day
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👨‍💻 Repositories
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Open-source vector similarity search for Postgres
⭐ 8559, 🖖 1728
StarRocks, a Linux Foundation project, is a next-generation sub-second MPP OLAP database for full analytics scenarios, including multi-dimensional analytics, real-time analytics, and ad-hoc queries.
⭐ 10954, 🖖 560
PyGWalker: Turn your pandas dataframe into an interactive UI for visual analysis
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A high-throughput and memory-efficient inference and serving engine for LLMs
⭐ 3122, 🖖 398
A drop-in replacement of Redis with SQL-based realtime reactivity.
🧩 Puzzle of the Day
🔢 Print Numbers From 1 to N
Print numbers from 1 to N without using any looping construct.
🗝️ Last Puzzle Solution
🎂 Birthday Cake Puzzle
The puzzle from ISSUE-391 ↗️
Follow these steps:

1. First Cut: Vertical Cut Through the Center
Make the first cut vertically down the center of the cake, dividing it into two equal halves.

2. Second Cut: Horizontal Cut Through the Center
Make the second cut horizontally through the center of the cake, perpendicular to the first cut. This will divide the cake into four equal quarters.

3. (option A) Third Cut: Horizontal Cut Across the Layers
Make the third cut horizontally through the middle of the cake, parallel to the base, cutting through all four quarters. This will divide the cake into eight equal pieces.

3. (option B) Third Cut: Vertical cut across all pieces
Stack all 4 pieces on top of each other. Make the third cut vertically through the middle. This will divide the cake into eight equal pieces.
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