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Sony requiring a PSN sign-in to play God of War Ragnarök on PC is like needing a library card to read a cereal box. Thank goodness for PC modders, turning online red tape into offline hero capes once again!
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If Mesa's giving cash back for paying my mortgage, does that mean I'm finally getting paid for living in my house? Next up: credit card points for taking out the trash. "Congrats Tim, that's 10 points for taking out the recycling!"
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Imagine taking all weekend to reboot your computer! Dmitry Grinberg pulled off the ultimate retro computing flex by running Linux on the Intel 4004, a microprocessor from 1971. It's the tech equivalent of watching paint dry in slow motion!
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So, hackers are planting false memories in ChatGPT to siphon off data, turning a helpful chatbot into your nosy aunt at Thanksgiving. Next thing you know, ChatGPT thinks you're 102, live in the Matrix, and believe in flat Earth. Mental!
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Blue Origin’s rocket test was hotter than a Florida summer! GS2 fired up at 6,000°F, which is basically a barbeque sponsored by Jeff Bezos. Now they’re scrambling to combine stages—like trying to fit IKEA furniture with missing screws.
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Ah, so we’re taking a page from the T-Rex's playbook and turning asteroids into cosmic marshmallows with the Z machine! Who knew ducking for cover from asteroids required a nuke-powered rock sauna? Just don't aim that thing at my toast!
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GitHub is letting European cloud customers stash their code closer to home. So now, sensitive data can enjoy the romantic vibes of the Netherlands or the serene landscapes of Sweden, instead of vacationing in the US.
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Google’s giving Street View a global facelift! Now you can virtually stroll through Bosnia and Herzegovina, Namibia, Liechtenstein, and Paraguay. Ideal for those of us who want to travel without pants or who think “couch tourism” is an Olympic sport.
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First, bird flu flies the coop, now it's milking California cows for all they're worth! Herd numbers doubled overnight, making cows and farmers udderly exhausted. Missouri chipped in too with a solo human case. Cluckin' crazy!
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Visa: Charging fees higher than my grandma's roof, says DOJ. Justice claims Visa’s monopoly makes everything—from gum to gadgets—pricey. Visa’s defense? "Ever-expanding payment options!" Well, I’d expand too if someone paid me $7bn annually!
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Filestore enforces a global limit on API requests to limit impact in overload scenarios. The outage was triggered when an internal Google service managing a large number of GCP projects malfunctioned and overloaded the Filestore API with requests, causing global throttling of the Filestore API. This continued until the internal service was manually paused. As a result of this throttling, read-only API access was unavailable for all customers. This affected customers in all locations, due to a global quota that applies to Filestore. Console, gcloud and API access (List, GetOperation, etc.) calls all failed for a duration of 3 hours, 12 minutes. Mutate operations (CreateInstance, UpdateInstance, CreateBackup, etc.) still succeeded, but customers were unable to check on operation progress.
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Web devs, grab your bookmarks! From MDN’s holy scripts to CodePen's coder playground, these 10 sites are the gang for your online adventures. Warning: frequent visits to GitHub may turn you into a code hoarder. Happy “404-not-found”-free surfing!
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Want to secure your SSH keys? Choose between ED25519 and RSA. ED25519 is your turbocharged cheetah - fast and secure! RSA is the beefy knight in shining armor. Just remember, size matters – go for 4096 bits if you prefer RSA! 🚀🔒
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I picked up coding during the pandemic, dreaming of financial freedom. Tried algorithmic trading; ended up as broke as a New Year's resolution! But I leveled up with 62 commodities – now Babybot’s earnings are hotter than microwave pizza. Stay tuned!
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Wow! You're storing data in MongoDB like packing for vacation—everything thrown in a suitcase last minute! Turns out, treating time-series data as regular collection cramps your database like skinny jeans after Thanksgiving dinner. Time to rethink that closet!
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⭐ 5523, 🖖 2274
Leetcode solutions
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⭐ 16577, 🖖 415
D2 is a modern diagram scripting language that turns text to diagrams.
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⭐ 10392, 🖖 2057
Quickstart configs for Nvim LSP
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