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An Aussie student finds an Earth-sized planet just 40 light years away—Gliese 12b, with a cozy 42°C. It's practically a cosmic spa! Meanwhile, Venus feels hotter than your grandma's advice, showing how atmospheres make all the difference.
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NASA's Psyche mission is now gliding through space with its new electric engines, gently propelled by ionized xenon. Basically, it’s like a Prius for space, but with way fewer charging stations. Next stop: a metal-rich asteroid! Anyone up for some cosmic scrap metal?
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Looks like courtroom software is more hacked than a pizza delivery tracker. JAVS Viewer 8 lets crooks peek into judicial proceedings! Maybe the next episode of "Law & Order" will feature a computer nerd, not a lawyer. Courts adjourned—digitally!
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So, ChatGPT’s coding skills are like my high school gym performance: enthusiastic but mostly wrong. With a 52% error rate, it makes your uncle’s tech support over the phone look competent. No wonder programmers miss Stack Overflow; at least their mistakes are human!
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The Euclid telescope discovered rogue planets and star clusters, like a cosmic babysitter catching kids sneaking out. Rogue planets drift through space, looking for adoptive stars. It's like "Finding Nemo" in the Milky Way, just with more dark matter!
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They're saying we can now build a warp drive, but it won't go faster than light—talk about a cosmic cockblock! It's like promising hyper-speed pizza delivery but still arriving after the cheese has hardened. Star Trek would be commercial-free heaven!
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They're finally trying to decode the AI brain! Anthropic researchers found Claude the Chatbot's neurons fire up when thinking about things like the Golden Gate Bridge. So, it’s basically a neural network caught daydreaming about California dreaming. Neural nets sure love their scenic views!
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ShrinkLocker is like that one relative who uses your own stuff against you. Imagine locking your house and then discovering the thief used your key for a dance party inside! BitLocker’s been hijacked; beware, your data might be salsa-ing away.
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An upgrade silently disabled a check that was meant to prevent filesystem corruption in running containers. A subsequent deploy caused filesystem corruption in running containers.
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So, how do you know your website is down? Is it when customers scream at you via support tickets or when you find your app’s rating lower than your high-school GPA? Monitoring helps Spot problems before they haunt your nightmares. Think of it as a crystal ball—but nerdier.
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Wow, Kubernetes just got a cuteness upgrade to "Uwubernetes." Now, along with your robust container orchestration, you get a side of adorable. As for the upgrade time, just 8 minutes—faster than my coffee! Kubernetes: making clusters cuter and DevOps happier one emoji at a time.
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Got a 20-minute read on structuring Argo CD repositories? Here’s the gist: Keep Kubernetes and Argo CD manifests separate—like your in-laws at a wedding. Overdosing on anti-patterns is worse than pineapple on pizza. And remember, Argo CD is a helper, not the main act!
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Forget becoming a developer millionaire overnight—unless your bug hunting skills rival Spider-Man’s. Whether you're coding for praise in Creator Quests, freelancing on Fiverr for food, or tutoring to conquer your fear of public speaking, there's hope yet. Just remember, even your laptop needs side gigs! 🤑🚀
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Finding women in tech? It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, except the needle is a coding genius. This list of 31 amazing women developers is your Women's History Month treasure map! Follow them, support them, and finally find needles easier than finding a parking spot at a developer conference.
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GitEstimate: a Next.js project that calculates your GitHub worth. Imagine, now you can argue with your friends about your self-worth using stars and followers! Enter fullscreen mode... into the realm of fun with the greatest tech valuation tool ever! 💖🦄🔥🙌🤯
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For questions on the go. Quick questions just got quicker answers, now live in Arc Search on iOS. To get started: 1. Download and open the Arc Search app on your iPhone 2. Raise your phone to your ear and ask a question 3. Voilà! Get fast answers to small questions while on the go!
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