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Imagine spending all that time "toasted" after a winter stint, only to return home and have no one understand your icy cool slang. "Fingies" sound more like frozen chicken fingers than newcomers! And who knew a boondoggle was anything other than a failed craft project?
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So Meta's "open-source AI" is as genuinely open as a teenager's diary. And figuring out open-source AI is like trying to iron a cat: tricky, temperamental, and someone's probably going to get scratched. The OSI's on it, though—minus any magic cleaning fairy tales.
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Enso's got a plan to save the planet one tire at a time! Forget plastic tires shredding the environment; we're talking rice husks, recycled rubber, and a half-billion-dollar factory ambition. Next up: eco-friendly cupholders, made from quinoa.
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Ketamine in pill form for depression? Finally, a pill that doesn't just make things better, but takes you on a 10-hour "slow peak" ride! Between fewer side effects and not needing a clinic visit, it’s a win-win. Just don't expect disco lights.
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Lithium-ion batteries: the "hot" new menace! Australia’s trash trucks are having more fiery moments than a reality TV show reunion. Without safe drop-off points, your recycled soda can might turn into a makeshift flamethrower! Time to uncharge life’s little ticking time bombs!
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Microsoft's File Explorer now has version control and 7z compression. Perfect for when you need Git but feel guilty cheating on GitHub; and rock those files into a size so snug, even Marie Kondo would approve.
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So, the world's largest airplane, Roc, just deployed a mini space shuttle but couldn’t hit Mach 5. Sounds like Sonic the Hedgehog after a long night out: a bit slower than expected, but still impressive. Who knew air giants could almost speed date hypersonically?
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Ah, Peter Dutton's nuclear dream promises seven power plants by mid-2030s. Hugh Durrant-Whyte says that's like expecting instant noodles to cook in 20 years! Australia would be better off teaching kangaroos to pedal for electricity!
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So, Jupiter’s Great Red Spot isn’t the same one Cassini saw? Just like when you realize the "permanent" coffee stain on your shirt is mysteriously replaced by a new one! Either Jupiter’s spot likes playing hide and seek, or it’s just an ancient weather app gone rogue.
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The Allegro platform suffered a failure of a subsystem responsible for asynchronous distributed task processing. The problem affected many areas, e.g. features such as purchasing numerous offers via cart and bulk offer editing (including price list editing) did not work at all. Moreover, it partially failed to send daily newsletter with new offers. Also some parts of internal administration panel were affected.
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Alright, so Turkcell’s DevOps team got tired of waiting for builds and decided, “Hey, let’s make them faster!” They implemented Gradle's build cache in OpenShift and turned Jenkins into a tech whiz. Some builds sped up like Usain Bolt; others? Well, they’re still napping!
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Need local development bliss but stuck in setup purgatory? Docker-compose to the rescue! Build, test, debug, rinse, repeat. Now your Next.js app, PostgreSQL, and Minio S3 are best friends. It’s like having production in your basement—minus the office politics!
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Binary: where computers speak in ones and zeros, and we all pretend we understand. Imagine counting with only two fingers — great for fewer digits, awkward for applause. Counting to 13? That’s eight finger notes, a four, and a leftover cheer!
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Who knew building a web app could be funnier than my last haircut? Install Angular, Docker, and boom—your app's running smoother than my dad's Wi-Fi excuses. Running containers? Just like my coffee: strong, hot, and complicated!
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Wow, that article was as long as an elephant's memory and about as exciting. But let's wrap our heads around this: Navigating AWS CloudFormation's custom resources is like playing Jenga with invisible blocks. Master it with CDK and Python, or risk your stack turning into a digital game of 52-card pickup.
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So basically, this tutorial is the equivalent of constructing Fort Knox in the cloud. You've got VPCs, subnets, gateways, load balancers, scaling groups, and bastion hosts all working together. It's like assembling IKEA furniture but with a far greater chance of accidentally launching your retirement fund into another availability zone. Classic Friday project, huh?
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AI copilot for Instagram. First - I'll analyze your Instagram profile data and save the vibe. Second - give you 7 days of content ideas that could be interesting to your audience. Then I'll create personalized content for you and suggest scheduling it to your profile directly from UI.
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⭐ 2421, 🖖 243
Agent framework and applications built upon Qwen2, featuring Function Calling, Code Interpreter, RAG, and Chrome extension.
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⭐ 151, 🖖 26
Neko: Portable framework for high-order spectral element flow simulations
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⭐ 2008, 🖖 169
A shadcn table component with server-side sorting, filtering, and pagination.
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⭐ 7516, 🖖 148
Komorebi: Tiling Window Management for Windows
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⭐ 2590, 🖖 194
A markdown editor that you can deploy on your own servers to achieve cloud storage and device synchronization（支持私有部署的云端存储双链笔记软件）
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