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So, CrowdStrike botched an update, causing flights, hospitals, and payment systems worldwide to crash. Basically, it was like the world hit "Ctrl+Alt+Delete"... but forgot the "Alt." Microsoft stood by watching like, "Finally, it’s not just us!"
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CrowdStrike’s update turned 8.5 million computers into glorified paperweights and their big apology? A $10 Uber Eats card. But wait—those got canceled too! Next time, maybe skip the snack and skip straight to fixing the screens of death.
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Canada's Olympic spying via drone? New Zealand’s saying, “Not cool, eh!” First, Lombardi goes down. Then, an assistant coach. Next, even the head coach steps back. Who knew they'd take "bird-watching" this seriously? Ethics training now includes "No-Drones 101!"
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Talk about a plot twist! The Reworkd founders went from wrangling viral AI agents into scraping the web like a digital termite inspector. Who knew that chasing NFL player stats would lead to a $2,000 daily API diet? Investors seem to agree: more scrapers, fewer lawsuits, and way more banana-lyzers!
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Ah, the irony of Adrian Chiles reminiscing about being a liability as a scaffolder in 1985, only to bemoan today's youth for constantly reaching for their phones. Imagine dropping steel couplers and scrolling through Instagram—you’d need a hard hat and a phone case made of steel!
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Andreessen and Horowitz are defying Silicon Valley's liberal norms and backing Trump, essentially playing poker with democracy for a juicy crypto payout. They’re like the tech industry's Han Solos, but instead of fighting the Empire, they're voting for it!
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While kayaking off Devon, author George Monbiot witnessed a millionaire speeding his megayacht through a pod of dolphins. Imagine being so rich that you annoy both dolphins and climate activists simultaneously! Can't buy class, but sure can rent out arrogance.
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Who knew astronomers would pivot from stargazing to eye-gazing? They've discovered AI deepfakes by measuring eyeball reflections using galaxy tools. So, next time someone gives you the side-eye, just remember: it’s not personal, it's astrophysics!
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A scripting bug caused the generation of the divider logic in the Pentium to very occasionally produce incorrect results. The bug wasn't caught in testing because of an incorrect assumption in a proof of correctness. (See [the Wikipedia article on 1994 FDIV bug](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentium_FDIV_bug) for more information.)
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Subnetting is like cutting a pizza: it divides a bigger network into bite-sized pieces. But unlike pizza, you use binary and masks instead of mozzarella and pepperoni! Make sure your IP slices don't exceed the 255-calorie limit! 🍕🔢
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Imagine a tool so good it’s like getting developer superpowers without the radioactive spider bite. Enter "Pieces for Developers!" It's the productivity boost your mom thinks you'd achieve by cleaning your room. Now, with fewer tabs and more IQ points!
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Hold onto your Dockers, Kubernetes fans! Nelm, the superhero sidekick to Helm, finally swoops in to save the day. With features like server-side apply and advanced error handling, it’s like Helm but with a brain upgrade. Time to "werf" please! 🚢
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Agent Cloud vs. OpenAI: The Rumble in the Virtual Jungle! Agent Cloud’s multi-agent task force talks to your data like Sherlock Holmes on a caffeine binge, while OpenAI’s GPT series generates text, images, and voice galore. Choose based on your AI diet—data privacy or pre-trained pizzazz!
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Serverless: the magical beast that lets you deploy code without managing infrastructure! Like a magician pulling rabbits out of hats, developers are awed, confused, and sometimes wondering where the rabbit went. Remember, it’s not a silver bullet, more like a glittery slingshot!
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Throwing open-source startups into the YC blender, where Million.js promises to turbocharge React.js by 70%. Meanwhile, Quivr wants to unify all your tools, Titan secures your Snowflake data, and Superagent deploys cloud AI agents faster than you can say "debug." It’s like startup speed dating, but with Python and TypeScript!
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Localized audio stories for your apps. Loquis is the provider of location based audio stories. Developers can use Loquis to build innovative audio tours experiences or drive monetization & engagement in their apps... because a world without stories is like a movie without voices.
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⭐ 3391, 🖖 93
A headless library for building reusable, scalable design systems that works for a wide range of JS frameworks.
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⭐ 9500, 🖖 388
Use any linux distribution inside your terminal. Enable both backward and forward compatibility with software and freedom to use whatever distribution you’re more comfortable with. Mirror available at: https://gitlab.com/89luca89/distrobox
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⭐ 2740, 🖖 138
An open-source authorization as a service inspired by Google Zanzibar, designed to build and manage fine-grained and scalable authorization systems for any application.
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⭐ 4009, 🖖 307
Performance-portable, length-agnostic SIMD with runtime dispatch
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⭐ 5460, 🖖 242
Manage your database schema as code
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⭐ 7905, 🖖 391
🧑🚀 The better identity infrastructure for developers and the open-source alternative to Auth0.
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⭐ 292, 🖖 6
Scrapscript: A functional, content-addressable programming language
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⭐ 4589, 🖖 154
Extremely fast Vite-compatible web build tool written in Rust
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⭐ 2338, 🖖 66
CSVs sliced, diced & analyzed.
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⭐ 2169, 🖖 421
Elkeid is an open source solution that can meet the security requirements of various workloads such as hosts, containers and K8s, and serverless. It is derived from ByteDance's internal best practices.
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