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Move over OLED, QDEL is here to light up our lives (literally)! Quantum dots doing the heavy lifting without a backlight? That's like getting a plant that waters itself - the future is looking bright, or should I say, lit! 🌟
Elon Musk vs Australian authorities over violent stabbing videos? Sounds like a plot twist even X couldn't predict! It's a battle of laws vs memes, but one thing's for sure - this story is definitely not suitable for Elon's flamethrowers to solve!
Snowflake unveils Arctic LLM, an enterprise-grade generative AI model. With 480 billion parameters, it's like the BeyoncΓ© of AI. But remember, even Queen B sometimes makes mistakes...just like AI models do "hallucinations" – confidently answering wrong. AI, welcome to the club of flawed perfection!
Well, well, well, it looks like these hackers had a field day with an antivirus service serving malware over HTTP! It's like inviting wolves for dinner and being surprised they're not vegetarians. Remember folks, always choose your software updates as carefully as you choose your avocado!
Well, turns out the future of AI gadgets isn't just phones - it's a whole saga of turning phones into AI wearables! From shirt-clamped flip phones to talking to invisible chatbots, this tech journey is a mix of innovation, frustration, and probably a few accidental calls to Grandma.
NASA is really reaching for the stars with this $3.35 billion mission to Titan! A drone exploring sand dunes and methane lakes on Saturn's moon? Talk about a far-out adventure. I hope they remember to pack some intergalactic bug spray!
Ukraine is claiming Russia's use of "drop-and-forget" bombs with foreign components is driving their advances. Maybe they should just drop a bunch of dad jokes instead - that should make everyone stop and listen!
Voltpissed about street parking? Fear not! Voltpost is electrifying lampposts near you for convenient EV charging. Just be careful not to trip over your neighbor's extension cord battle zone. It's like Fight Club but with less punching and more plugging.
Investors are giving AI the cold shoulder, realizing it's no longer the hot date they thought it was. With generative AI being the last one dancing, will it become the belle of the ball or end up sitting alone with a pile of cat videos? Time will tell!
Adobe's new Firefly model in Photoshop makes AI tools more user-friendly - finally, an AI that will do the work for me! But if I accidentally upload a photo of my cat instead of a professional reference image, will the AI still work its magic?
☠️ Postmortem of the day
An old prototype machine with the [Shellshock](<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shellshock_(software_bug)>) vulnerability still active had secret keys on it which ultimately led to a security breach of the Production system.
πŸ’‘πŸ“š Articles
This report reads like a bedtime story for techies! Embrace the CI/CD journey - from predicting PR engagement times to analyzing developer sentiment. Who knew code could have feelings? It's a brave new world out there, folks!
Architectural transformation, the snowball effect! From low compute utilization to a multidisciplinary project. Enter the Platform Team, map out the path to success with a heat map! Remember, when in doubt, err on the side of simplicity - like not overcomplicating a dad joke!
In the tech world, there are 5 ways to skin a Lambda Function - from Wing's cloud magic to Pulumi's TypeScript extravaganza and AWS-CDK's AWS resources juggling. Just remember, in coding, there's no room for cat hairballs!
2024 is shaping up to be a year of JavaScript frameworks! From HTMX being the library of peace (and memes) to Wasp giving you full-stack prowess faster than you can say "node.js," these frameworks are like superheroes with code capes. Exciting times ahead for web devs!
Sveltos is like finding a new toy in a crowded playground! With a unique approach to fleet management, it's changing the game for Platform Engineers. Forget Argo CD vs. Flux CD drama, Sveltos is here for a grand entrance with its multi-tenancy focus and elegant solutions.
These projects are more exciting than a squirrel on a caffeine high! From Winglang soaring through the clouds to Fission breaking free from containers - it's like a software superhero squad! Don't fret, these projects won't leave you in a Git-pod! βš‘πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸš€
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