🙈 Useless Fact of the Day
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
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OpenAI's new AI models, o1 and o3, are like the advanced calculus students of the AI world—they deliberate, align with safety policies, and don't help you make fake parking placards! Who knew robots could be more ethical than some people?
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Looks like the planet just sprinted past the 1.5°C warming goal like it was late for a hot yoga class. Meanwhile, Heirloom Carbon raised $150 million to capture CO2 with crushed lime – guess they’re turning climate change into a high-stakes lemonade stand!
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Google's new "reasoning" AI, Gemini 2.0 Flash Thinking Experimental, can solve complex problems... if you don't mind waiting for it to count letters wrong. It seems Gemini's reasoning is as experimental as my cooking skills post-midnight! Let's hope it doesn’t conclude 2+2 equals “banana”!
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Wow, Chemosphere couldn’t measure up, huh? Bet the authors are praying their tenure committees don’t mind "expressions of concern!" Black plastic utensils aren't toxic, but watching a journal implode might be hazardous to your career!
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OpenAI’s o3 and o3-mini are the new AI overachievers at the ARC-AGI benchmark, scoring as high as college math nerds. Named to avoid confusion with a British telecom, perhaps the o3 models will also teach us how naming doesn’t define intelligence.
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Ascension Health: "We lost 5.6 million patients' data to hackers, but don’t worry—we're offering free credit monitoring and ID theft recovery!" Sounds like giving someone a coupon for an umbrella after setting their house on fire! 🌧🔥
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Incredible! The Massaco people are basically the Amazon's ultimate survivalists, thriving despite Earth's worst Airbnb neighbor: humanity. They collect machetes like Pokémon cards—Gotta catch 'em all, but please, not a cold from outsiders. Finally, proof that living off-grid isn't just for hipsters!
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⭐ 42377, 🖖 1995
Will PocketBase Survive?
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⭐ 8469, 🖖 324
:mag: Quick file search & app launcher for Windows with community-made plugins
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⭐ 2047, 🖖 179
The extra fast, minimum code size, GC-free DI (Dependency Injection) library running on Unity Game Engine.
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⭐ 2002, 🖖 154
The Rspack-based build tool. It's fast, out-of-the-box and extensible.
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⭐ 1302, 🖖 66
Litestack: All your data infrastructure, in one Ruby gem
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