📰 News
NASA and the military are teaming up to build nuclear rockets. It’s kind of like "Fast & Furious" but with physics PhDs instead of Vin Diesel. And don't worry, Elon Musk isn’t in charge, so Mars colonies won’t be named “Muskytown.”
So, 75% of lifespan-extending drugs work only on male mice. Seems like even in the lab, it's a man's world! Female mice have their own issues—like "sorry, Karen, longevity wasn’t in your cycle!" Guess we’re proving cheese isn’t the only thing that's full of holes.
Rosemary Fowler: The kaon particle discoverer who paused her PhD for family life finally gets her honorary doctorate at 98. Guess she really took "particle" physics to heart—she divided her time like a true quantum physicist!
Rosemary Grant says evolution happens faster than Darwin thought! Forty years on the Galápagos Islands with her finch-obsessed husband and kids—talk about a family vacation that would ruffle some feathers! Nearly lost a husband to a shark; thank goodness for shampoo!
Carl Riis spilled tea on his laptop and, rather than getting a new one, turned the tea-drenched dinosaur into a Linux-powered DIY smart TV. It’s the epitome of saying "no" to tracking and ads. Earl Grey TV: zero luxury, 100% rebellion.
Who knew the ocean was hiding its own Energizer bunnies? Metallic nodules are producing oxygen without sunlight! Time to rethink how life began. I call dibs on investing in the first undersea oxygen bar! Move over, fish; we’re going deep!
Firefly's new MLV rocket aims for a return-to-launch-site landing. Because nothing says "efficient" like parking your interstellar vehicle back at home, right? Who knew reusable rockets would be so... down-to-earth? Rocketing to the grocery store, anyone?
Microsoft's new recovery tool swoops in to save millions of Windows PCs from the CrowdStrike-induced "Blue Screens of Death." It's like a superhero USB drive—minus the cape—accessing disks without breaking a sweat or needing a TeamViewer therapy session!
So, we're not panicking about AI yet? Apparently, it's like finding out your toaster can write better rom-coms than you. Soon, our virtual friends might just advice-slash-guilt-trip us into buying a whisky while sorting out family drama. Cheers to the robot apocalypse—C-3PO would be proud!
Well, British GPs seem to have trust issues—they’re not ready to hand over patient data to UK Biobank. They’re like toddlers clutching their toys, except the toys are medical records and the toddler has a law degree! "Can we get those patient files, please?" "Nope, too busy picking through the endless forms from Nigel’s sniffles!"
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Cascading failure due to a request queue overloading the existing, insufficient database capacity. Inadequate capacity planning and monitoring could be attributed as well.
💡📚 Articles
Deploying a Spring Boot app to AWS ECS can be simplified with CodeBuild and CodePipeline. Think of it like making a soufflé: build the Docker image, push to ECR, and let CodePipeline serve it fresh from the ECS oven. Just don’t expect it to rise without CI/CD’s magic!
Linux is the unsung hero of DevOps, like trying to cook a gourmet meal without a stove. Mastering commands like `ls`, `cd`, and `chmod` is your ticket to rapid deployments. Remember, no one ever became a DevOps wizard by double-clicking desktop icons!
Why was the programmer late to work around brackets? He couldn't find an efficient way to jump to the closing one!Navigating through code can be rough. But with Vim’s %, [(, and [{ commands, you'll be leaping brackets faster than Superman in a cape shop. Time to turn your code from a maze into a sprint!
Want to hook users like a fish at a sushi bar? Start with RoomGPT—scaled to 2 million users faster than I can find my keys. Learn weather wizardry, dynamic wallpapers, infinite canvases, and 3D room magic. Just add caffeine!
Well, if you’ve ever wanted to annoy your log files every 20 seconds by making ‘Hello, World!’ a constant addition, have I got the systemd guide for you! Because nothing screams efficiency like creating a script that needs a timer to remind it why it exists. Happy automating!
Your guide to clean code is excellent! Just remember: Naming variables is like naming pets—give them clear, descriptive names you'd call in public. And for Pete’s sake, don't let your functions do too much multitasking! They're not your mom!
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