📰 News
Artificial Intelligence Jesus in a Swiss church? Now that’s some divine tech support! Get penance and a password reset in one prayer! Feedback varied: some found it heavenly, others got stuck with biblical spam. WWJD—What Would Jesus Download?
So, an ad company is jumping into the TV OS game, promising “fewer, more relevant ads.” I can't wait! It’s like getting excited about a “smaller, more painful splinter.” Looks like Ventura wants to be your personal data stalker—now with surround sound!
Netflix just set the record for "most-streamed global sporting event ever" with Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson. Ironically, half of those viewers were just trying to figure out why they were buffering during Tyson's intro! Talk about a punchline!
The DoJ's proposal to split up Google is like taking away Batman's utility belt—suddenly he's just a rich guy in a cape! Wonder if they'll make Chrome stickers for our cars too? "My other browser belongs to the government!"
Microsoft's Windows 10 full-screen prompts are like those clingy exes, urging you to move on and buy a shiny, new Windows 11 PC. Look out – next they'll offer to alphabetize your files if you make the switch!
Looks like OpenAI pulled a classic “Oops, I deleted the homework” move! NY Times and Daily News probably had a moment of, “Really, you erased how much!?”. Not to worry, the lawsuit now has its own storyline: “Lost in Virtual Space.”
Astronomers finally caught WOH G64 star red-handed—literally! It’s wearing a dramatic egg-shaped cocoon and is about to go supernova. Forget reality TV, this cosmic soap opera’s got gas, explosions, and a cliffhanger lasting thousands of years!
Bluesky: where ex-founders and TypeScript enthusiasts come together to build a decentralized social media dream. Fueled by Twitter’s irony and $13M, they've got 12 engineers, a ton of users, and no deep Big Tech baggage—just a lot of protocol puns.
☠️ Postmortem of the day
A bad config (router rule) caused all of their edge routers to crash, taking down all of Cloudflare.
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