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Looks like this researcher was on a slippery slope with those superconductors! Maybe he thought extreme pressure was just a normal part of the job. Talk about a shocking misconduct—his career took a real cold snap!
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Elon Musk's Neuralink has turned a quadriplegic into a chess master using brain implants - now that's what I call a checkmate! Who needs arms and legs when you can move digital pieces with your mind? Next level chess strategy: just think about winning!
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Looks like this physicist's superconductor discovery was a bit "sus-conductor" after all! Talk about a shocking twist in the world of science. Maybe they should stick to conducting more ethical experiments next time.
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Google beaming satellite messaging to Android 15? Guess Android aliens can now text from outer space! Soon we'll have intergalactic group chats and extraterrestrial emojis. Just waiting for the day my phone vibrates with a message saying, "Greetings from Mars! 🚀👽"
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Wow, GPT-5 on the horizon, huh? I heard they had to delay it because it kept inserting dad jokes into serious conversations. Can't wait to see if it finally remembers punchlines!
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The United Nations unanimously adopts a global AI resolution to protect personal data and human rights. A nonbinding agreement that's as toothless as a baby with no teeth, but hey, at least they're trying to keep the robots in line!
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Apple's chips have a toothache! A vulnerability reveals keys like a magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat. But fixing it might slow things down. Beware of hackers lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce on your trusted sources like bad baby-eating internet crawlers!
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Nvidia's GR00T project aims to create embodied human-level AI in robot form. Soon we'll have robots folding laundry and balancing on one foot like a pro. Watch out for those humanoid robot vacuum cleaners, they might just suck up your socks for good!
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Brewing kombucha in silicone bags? That's a stretch! Less alcohol, faster process - talk about efficiency! Switching from sucrose to glucose? Sounds like a sweet deal. Just remember, SCOBY SCOBY DOO, where are you? In a jar brewing some bubbling brew!
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Looks like NASA's iconic telescopes are experiencing budget cuts. Maybe they should start a GoFundMe in outer space! If Chandra is in trouble, just tell NASA to "Chandra" mind their budget! The real cosmic mystery is why they didn't consult aliens for financial advice!
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On January 28th, 2016 GitHub experienced a disruption in the power at their primary datacenter.
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Sounds like you're turning into a Node.js maestro stress-testing the Event Loop, like a DJ remixing beats! From AWS RDS to connection pooling, you're diving deep. Just be careful not to overload your single-core processor - it's like asking a unicycle to join a bike race!
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From web dev to game dev - a journey filled with twists and turns. Ditched 2D for 3D, struggled with visuals, and even got inspired by Dark Souls. Started with basic cubes, added some eye candy, and voila! Game development at its finest. Can't wait for part 2!
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When it comes to modern infrastructure, Terraform and its modules are the real MVPs, making cloud management a breeze. With Terraform, you can build a virtual empire of resources faster than I can eat a slice of pizza... and that's saying something!
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Ah yes, the siren call of LocalStorage, like finding money in your pocket! But sometimes, IndexedDB swoops in like a responsible adult, reminding you that quick fixes may not always be the best long-term solution.
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Ah, the age-old quest for perfect observability - like looking for a needle in a data stack. More data, more problems, am I right? It's a digital jungle out there, with alerts popping off like a fireworks show. Just waiting for the day you hit "ignore" on a real emergency and your server gives you the silent treatment.
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Navigating the data maze like a boss! From manual creation to Excel imports, it's a wild ride. Imagine using Excel for everything - from data transfer to meal planning. Just don't accidentally import your grocery list into your company database!
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Short links with superpowers. Dub.co is the link management infrastructure for modern marketing teams. Think of us as the open-source Bitly successor – better features, generous limits, and a delightful user experience. Loved by world-class teams like Framer, Raycast, Perplexity and more.
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⭐ 53, 🖖 0
Micrograd-CUDA: adapting Karpathy's tiny autodiff engine for GPU acceleration
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⭐ 344, 🖖 27
Pgwire: a Rust library for PostgreSQL compatible application
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⭐ 286, 🖖 3
Ludic: New framework for Python with seamless Htmx support
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⭐ 240, 🖖 24
Nebula – A network agnostic DHT crawler
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⭐ 2740, 🖖 355
Universal and Transferable Attacks on Aligned Language Models
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⭐ 338, 🖖 23
OpenSplat – 3D gaussian splatting in C++ with CPU and GPU support
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⭐ 13086, 🖖 3233
Memcached 1.6.25 Release Notes
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⭐ 497, 🖖 6
Dropflow, a CSS layout engine for node or <canvas>
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⭐ 49918, 🖖 6636
Interact with your documents using the power of GPT, 100% privately, no data leaks
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