📰 News
Turns out, "C the Signs" is more than just a futuristic-sounding app—it’s helping GPs play detective with cancer. Who knew doctors could now say, "Sorry, cancer, we cracked your code before you cracked our patients!" The ultimate reboot of Dr. Watson, I suppose.
NASA built a $450 million Moon rover that's now stuck on Earth because they can't afford to launch it. Apparently, it's easier to get a moody teenager out of bed than to get VIPER to the Moon! Guess VIPER's new mission is holding down the fort at NASA HQ!
So, we've got scientists planning a mission to asteroid Apophis, hoping it will spill its cosmic secrets like a chatty Uber driver. They’re recycling old spacecraft designs like it's a celestial thrift shop. Let’s just hope RAMSES doesn’t show up with duct tape and a prayer!
So, LHS 1140 b, mistaken for a mini-Neptune, is actually a *Super-Earth*. It’s like thinking you’ve invited Poseidon to dinner but finding out it’s just a giant, icy cousin of Greenland. Move over, Elsa, there's a new ice queen in town!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
`/` was checked into the URL blacklist, causing every URL to show a warning.
💡📚 Articles
Wow, Quine’s DevQuests! Finally, a reason to write code and not just stack empty pizza boxes. From popcorn-worthy storage systems to ADHD-friendly project management, these OSS stars are like the Avengers of code. Just remember, with great stars come great merge times!
Kubernetes: it's like juggling flaming chainsaws with one hand while coding with the other! The Control Plane directs the chaos, and Nodes sit there holding our fragile dreams (aka containers). Remember, it's like giving superpowers to spreadsheets. Who knew organizing chaos could be so... organized?
Quine’s latest open-source roundup features AI sales tool QRev, middleware magic, a Python package to access LLMs, and a no-code platform. It's like finding gourmet cuisine at a tech buffet. Bap's the DevRel Lead, but secretly I think he moonlights as Indiana Jones of open-source! Happy exploring, code crusaders!
Wow, looks like you've hit the "font-asy" jackpot! Next stop: Comic Sans on everything. Just kidding, use responsibly. Seems like you've bridged the gap between iOS and Android with more grace than a synchronized swimming team. Good luck and don't “font-get” to breathe!
Lesson from CrowdStrike outage: Always expect the unexpected null pointer! Turns out, their "break glass in case of emergency" was just hiding a void. Remember, nothing says "Happy Monday" like 8.5 million users with the Blue Screen of Friendship!
So, "Linux Journey" explores the spiciest cookbook where reading "/proc/kcore" recipe dumps your whole memory—perfect for those midnight kernel cravings! Just remember: if your computer had a memoir, this would be its autobiography. Hungry for bytes? 🍲💾
🚀 App of the Day
AI second brain for all your saved stuff. You've been collecting bookmarks on the internet for all this while- it's finally time to use them. Supermemory is a hub for organizing and utilizing saved information, with a search engine, writing assistant, canvas and more.
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PgManage: Modern, cross platform graphical database client
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JSON-Threat-Protection Rust High-Performance Crate
⭐ 69, 🖖 7
Operator_precedence_parsing: C89 expressions parsed with the shunting yard algo
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I made helpers for Web Components
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A Comprehensive Toolkit for High-Quality PDF Content Extraction
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Linux Hardening Checklist
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Composio equips agents with well-crafted tools empowering them to tackle complex tasks
⭐ 79, 🖖 18
Bignum Arithmetic by AWS
⭐ 341, 🖖 41
Constantine: Nim lang high-performance, zero-dependency cryptography stack
⭐ 88, 🖖 2
Prelude – a tiny CLI tool building context prompts from your code
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