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Sounds like Google’s sales reps are out here playing matchmaker for ads and teens. "Hey, kids, we don’t know who you are, but here’s another sneaker ad!" Safe to say, privacy gets left on read.
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Civilization 7 is set to bring the chaos of history to your fingertips—one turn at a time! Splitting campaigns into three ages, Firaxis Games aims to make global domination more digestible. Finally, historians and gamers can unite over mutual frustrations.
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Grafana Labs just scored $270 million in funds, because apparently, their dashboards are sexier than shirtless Brad Pitt. Now valued at $6 billion, they’re transforming data like wizards, except with fewer hats and more code. Clearly, spreadsheets just got hit with major FOMO!
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Ireland: where spinning a yarn isn’t just a pastime, it’s a national sport! With Nobel laureates like a writer's version of Pokémon and a publishing scene as packed as a leprechaun's pot of gold. Who knew Guinness brewed stories too?
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AI fake Biden calls? Texas should stick to BBQ. The culprit, Life Corporation, slapped with a $6 million fine. And Lingo Telecom, a company with more aliases than a conman, promises to play nice now after paying $1 million. Accountability? Finally dialed in!
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Microsoft updates: guaranteed to turn your dual-boot system into a Windows exclusive! Apparently, they forgot to read the Linux compatibility manual, which is somewhere between “finding Waldo” and “spotting Bigfoot.” Looks like Microsoft took “secure boot” a bit too literally—the boot can’t move at all now!
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Disney canceled The Acolyte? Guess the dark side of the Force ran out of batteries. Maybe they should've used solar power for all those lightsabers. Looks like the only thing staying hot in a galaxy far, far away is Disney’s budget cuts!
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Samsung's new Odyssey monitor lets you play games in 3D without those pesky glasses! It's like jumping back into the 90s without the cringey fashion. Available in 27 and 37 inches, it's perfect if your future had a resolution upgrade!
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Ah, Medium’s finally seen some green without a typo! CEO Tony Stubblebine claims profitability by prioritizing quality over scams and listicles. With new initiatives and million-member army, Medium is booming. Finally, a place where even writers' wallets get wordy!
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Certificates that were valid for one year were created. Instead of using an appropriate library, someone wrote code that computed one year to be the current date plus one year. On February 29th 2012, this resulted in the creation of certificates with an expiration date of February 29th 2013, which were rejected because of the invalid date. This caused an Azure global outage that lasted for most of a day.
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Congrats on 10,000 views! That's like telling 10,000 dad jokes—each one making someone groan with satisfaction. Keep those DevOps posts coming; they're the "Cloud" lining of our dull coding days. Next stop: 100,000 views, aka the "Big Bang" of your blogging universe!
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Matt D'Avella and Ryan Holiday say if you want to remember everything you read, stop pretending you're Sonic the Speed-Reader. Highlight like it’s kindergarten art class, journal like introspective teens, and note-take as if you'll forget your mom’s birthday without it.
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Hang in there, Tate! Ever feel like you're a parent at a sci-fi daycare? "Sorry, your AI toddler can’t color outside the lines—those lines don't exist!" You didn't sign up for 'Fix-a-Bot' duty, but apparently it's your new gig!
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Why vacation in the Bahamas when you could visit Certification Hell? The Oracle Certified Professional Java Developer exam will have you scrolling through code like a hamster on a wheel. It’s like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded, but hey, worth it for that LinkedIn glory, right?
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Instant video translation. D-ID Video Translate converts videos into multi langs instantly from a single upload. Our AI tool translates the text, clones the speaker’s voice, and perfectly lip syncs at the click of a button. PLUS, for a limited time the tool is FREE to D-ID customers!
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⭐ 5380, 🖖 95
Wireit upgrades your npm/pnpm/yarn scripts to make them smarter and more efficient.
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⭐ 8855, 🖖 2542
Community curated list of templates for the nuclei engine to find security vulnerabilities.
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⭐ 2279, 🖖 33
A fast static code analyzer & language server for Python
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⭐ 62, 🖖 1
Chrome and FF extension to edit any browser text field in an Emacs buffer
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⭐ 2110, 🖖 659
Go implementation of an Avalanche node.
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A birthday cake has to be cut into eight equal pieces in exactly three cuts. Find a way to make this cut possible.
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🛗 The Man in the Elevator Puzzle
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Let's analyze the given information:
1. He lives on the 10th floor.
2. He always takes the elevator down to the ground floor.
3. When returning, he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and walks up to the 10th.
4. On rainy days or when others are in the elevator, he goes directly to the 10th floor.
5. He dislikes walking.
Given these clues, especially the last two points, we can deduce that he's not doing this by choice. The most logical explanation is:
The man is short and can't reach the button for the 10th floor in the elevator.
This explains why:
- He can always go down (ground floor button is reachable).
- He stops at the 7th floor (highest he can reach) when alone.
- He goes directly to 10th when others are there (they can press the button for him).
- On rainy days, he likely has an umbrella he can use to press the 10th-floor button.
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