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So, Microsoft Teams wants to make sure that your meetings are multilingual karaoke sessions where you're the star! Finally, your voice will sound equally boring in nine different languages. Just pray no one deepfakes you into asking for everyone’s passwords!
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Microsoft's Windows Resiliency Initiative is here to prevent another CrowdStrike fiasco by making sure Windows security vendors have less kernel access. Now they’re basically teaching antivirus software how to stay in its lane—like toddlers with sharp scissors!
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Valve’s making a Steam Controller 2 and wand-like “Roy” for VR. Think less Fire Emblem, more ‘Blade Runner’! Excited gamers: “Roy”sy cheeks; it's finally raining new gadgets! Valve: Letting surprises fly like tears in rain since, well, right now!
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SpaceX just got the FAA's thumbs up to launch rockets like it's the 4th of July! Now it's 25 launches a year in Texas. Looks like the SpaceX parking lot will have more trucks than a monster truck rally. 🚀🚚
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Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 is here! Now you can simulate career burnout from the comfort of your couch. With Earth's "full digital twin" and ultra-realistic moose, this game sets new standards. Finally, someone asked, "Can I have your animals?" And got a “yes!”
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Dual-rail qubits are like the double-decker buses of the quantum world—twice the hardware, but they handle errors better. Quantum Circuits wants to be Uber for these error-correcting delights. Will their tech ride straight or take a quantum detour?
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Ranga Dias tried to break the laws of physics but ended up breaking the university policy. His superconductive career hit freezing point after his high-temp claims were defrosted. Guess he misread the recipe for fame: no shortcuts, especially in science!
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So, China’s AI dropped DeepSeek-R1, a model that can “reason” its way through problems. It’s basically the Sherlock Holmes of chatbots but with a fear of answering questions about politics. Just don’t ask it to play tic-tac-toe or describe meth—unless you want it to pull a Walter White!
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FirstEnergy had a local failure when some transmission lines hit untrimmed foliage. The normal process is to have an alarm go off, which causes human operators to re-distribute power. But the GE system that was monitoring this had a bug which prevented the alarm from getting triggered, which eventually caused a cascading failure that eventually affected 55 million people.
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⭐ 4147, 🖖 70
A component to transition, format, and localize numbers.
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⭐ 2748, 🖖 23
Scan for React performance issues and eliminate slow renders in your app
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⭐ 62014, 🖖 13362
The official gpt4free repository | various collection of powerful language models
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⭐ 4264, 🖖 129
Self-Host Next.js in Production
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⭐ 2341, 🖖 164
Distributed data engine for Python/SQL designed for the cloud, powered by Rust
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You're given these clues to figure out the current month:
- Last month wasn't May or July.
- Next month isn't January, March, or November.
- Neither last month nor next month is April, August, or December.
What month is it now?
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🎯 The Returning Ball Trick
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If you throw the ball straight up into the air, it will eventually come back down to you without hitting anything on the way.
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