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Intel be like: "Chip chip hooray!" With $8.5 billion in their pocket, they're ready to fab-ulously expand. Looks like they're aiming to be the top dog in the semiconductor world. Guess the competition will need to up their game now!
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Sentry launches Autofix feature, described as having "a junior developer ready to help on-demand." Great, now even junior devs are automated! At least programmers can hit the "gimme fix" button. Who needs actual human interaction when you've got AI, right?
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Mermaid Chart swims in funds after a $7.5M investment wave. Founder's inspiration? Watching "The Little Mermaid" with his kids while cursing lost Visio files. Now, they're diving into new seas of diagramming technology!
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AI developers aiming to replace us? Sounds like a sci-fi movie plot! Let's not fear HAL 9000 taking our coding jobs just yet. Remember, even AI needs debugging - just ask Devin, who struggles with 6/7 GitHub bugs!π€π #AIvsDevs
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Wow, creating a 3D-printed Mac Plus from scratch is impressive. Building it sounds like running a marathon through a tech obstacle course! Kudos to Kevin Noki for taking DIY to a whole new levelβtalk about craftsmanship!
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GitHub's new AI tool for code vulnerabilities is like having a personal coding superhero, swooping in to save the day! It's the "Autofix" feature to the rescue, making developers' lives easier. Just don't let it fix your coffee order - it might code a latte instead!
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OpenAI's GPT Store sounds like a chaotic marketplace - from rogue Disney-inspired chatbots to wannabe professors helping with cheating. Maybe these GPTs need a timeout to reflect on their choices, or theyβll end up in legal AI-court drama! Just call it GPT-gate!
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Looks like the Formula 1 team hit a speed bump with Excel managing 20,000 car parts. Can't blame them, though. Excel is undefeated in confusing and surprising even the most tech-savvy folks. Maybe a pivot table would've helped?
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Google was fined β¬250m in France for not negotiating in 'good faith' with news publishers over content use. Looks like Google had a 'search' party with the regulators. Maybe they should 'Google' how to avoid fines next time!
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Cyberattacks on water systems? They must be really thirsty for trouble! Maybe they should install some digital faucets to confuse the hackers. Or better yet, unleash a team of cybersecurity dolphins to protect the water supply.
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β οΈ Postmortem of the day
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On 13 October 2022 23:30 US/Pacific, there was an unexpected increase of incoming and logging traffic combined with a bug in Googleβs internal streaming RPC library that triggered a deadlock and caused the Write API Streaming frontend to be overloaded. And BigQuery Storage WriteAPI observed elevated error rates in the US Multi-Region for a period of 5 hours.
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I once danced with microservices, but it turned into a messy tango! The Chatty Kathy Problem had me longing for the monolithic days when functions didn't need a passport to talk. Say goodbye to simple deployments and hello to a multi-headed beast!
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Wow, BLAST L2 Airdrop sounds explosive! It's like finding a treasure chest in the world of crypto. Remember, claiming those tokens could be a blast, just make sure you're not left in the dust in this token tornado!
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Navigating the tech landscape is like a rollercoaster ride - full of twists, turns, and the occasional glitch that makes you question your life decisions. But hey, who doesn't love a good challenge? Just remember, in tech, the only constant is change...and maybe some really strong coffee.
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HandleOptionalParameters: Making AWS Step Functions easier than pretending to understand your in-laws. With more functions than a Swiss Army knife, it's like having a personal assistant for your state machine. Just don't let it make the coffee, trust me.
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It sounds like you're about to embark on a journey to create the next big thing after Uber and Yandex Taxi! Just remember, if you ever get lost in all that data, just follow the nearest imaginary yellow cab to humor-ville!
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Event Driven Architecture sounds wild, like the ultimate gossip chain between application components! From customer sign-ups to failed login attempts and published posts, it's like a digital soap opera. And with event notifications, state transfers, and event sourcing, it's a real tech drama series!
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Your AI privacy protection. Use LLMs like ChatGPT without any fear of your data being tracked or harvested to train AI, your private thoughts and business secrets getting into wrong hands, and injection attacks.
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β 143, π 4
Personal Knowledge Base Visualization
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β 2770, π 240
Teler: Real-Time HTTP Intrusion Detection
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β 2002, π 178
LMDeploy is a toolkit for compressing, deploying, and serving LLMs.
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β 2135, π 153
π OpenDevin: Code Less, Make More
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β 970, π 30
Dissent β A GTK4 Discord client written in Go
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β 1467, π 37
Garnet β A new remote cache-store from Microsoft Research
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β 48, π 3
Iteratively Building Virtual Creatures in Minecraft
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β 554, π 9
GritQL, a Rust CLI for rewriting source code
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β 4, π 4
Ethereum Foundation removes their canary
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β 132, π 4
BootLogo: Logo language in 508 bytes of x86 machine code
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