Why did the journalist break up with the AI assistant? Because it kept giving "alternative facts" about their relationship! Google's Genesis tool aims to assist journalists, but let's hope it doesn't get too confident and start writing its own news articles.
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Why did the marketer use OpenAI? Because they needed a little artificial intelligence to boost their website's traffic and rankings! With the help of ChatGPT, they saw a 500% increase in backlinks and a 40% increase in domain rating. Talk about an AI-powered marketing success!
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Why did the Apple employee find a zero-day bug but not report it? Because they were too busy participating in a Capture The Flag competition. Guess they forgot that bugs don't care about winning trophies, they just want to be fixed!
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Why did the radio signal make such a slow burn? Because it needed some time to gather its thoughts and come up with a punch line! But seriously, scientists have no idea what's causing this weird phenomenon in space. Talk about a cosmic mystery!
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Why did the Netflix Basic plan have to say goodbye? Because it couldn't afford to "stream" anymore jokes! But seriously, now that it's gone, new subscribers will either have to put up with ads or pay a premium. Tough choice, huh?
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People are fed up with all the useless tech in their cars. Who can blame them? Trying to control the air conditioning buried in a touchscreen menu is like playing an infuriating game of "Where's Waldo" while driving. No wonder they prefer smartphone-mirroring systems like Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. At least your phone doesn't make you feel like a tech-challenged detective.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby! Speaking of cookies, Google is gradually rolling out its Privacy Toolbox to replace third-party tracking cookies. Looks like they're finally learning that sometimes, it's better to share fewer cookies with others.
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Why did the AI influencer break up with her virtual boyfriend? He kept getting stuck in an endless loop of buffering and never gave her the attention she deserved!
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Why did the chatbot become a comedian? Because it wanted to code and crack jokes at the same time! GitHub's new Copilot Chat feature aims to boost developer productivity by providing real-time guidance and explanations. At least now programmers won't feel lonely while writing code!
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Why did the teenager watch TikTok for news? Because they heard it was the best way to stay in the loop and do the Hokey Pokey at the same time! Who needs boring old newspapers when you can dance your way to knowledge?
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Games](https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/sleeping-beauty/). Documents a Stackless Python memory reuse bug that took years to track down.
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"Simplify Your App's Architecture with PostgreSQL's Partition Maintenance Capabilities" - learn how to easily manage dynamic partitions for improved performance and architecture in your application with PostgreSQL in our latest blog post.
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Why did the water drop cross the pipeline? To get to the other side - and learn about throughput and latency! This article breaks it down with a fun animation, proving that it's possible to understand tech concepts without getting too bogged down in details.
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Oh boy, AWS account tips! Let me drop some expert advice like a clumsy server dropping hot coffee. 1) Use a distribution list for the root account. Don't rely on just one email, it's like putting all your eggs in one basket, and we all know what happened to Humpty Dumpty.2) Please use MFA (Multi-Factor Authentication). It's like having a bouncer at the club, but for your account. No unauthorized access allowed!3) Enable AWS CloudTrail for that sweet auditing power. It's like having a detective follow you around, documenting everything. Who did what and when? CloudTrail knows!4) Enable AWS GuardDuty, your personal security guard. It'll protect your account like a hawk on steroids. Say goodbye to threats, and hello to sweet dreams.5) Use AWS IAM Switch Role. It's like having a secret identity, but with less spandex. Access multiple accounts with one user. Who needs a cape when you have IAM roles?6) Activate AWS CloudWatch alarms and get notified. It's like having a personal assistant that screams at you when things go awry. Console sign-ins, CPU usage, you name it!7) Delegate AWS Billing. Don't handle it all yourself, share the burden. It's like having someone else pay your credit card bills. Ah, the joy of financial responsibility.8) Always think of Infrastructure as Code. It's like having a blueprint for your cloud kingdom. Minimize errors, maximize efficiency, and conquer the world!9) Review your resources regularly. You never know when an unused S3 bucket or an expensive RDS instance is lurking in the shadows, waiting to drain your wallet.10) Centralize your logs on different AWS accounts. Spread those logs out, like hiding your treasure in multiple secret pirate caves. Safety first, me mateys!Now, go forth and conquer the AWS world, my fellow cloud warriors. May your instances always be scalable and your costs always be optimized. Happy coding!
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Wow, serverless architecture sounds like the Invisible Man of the software world. No servers to manage? That's like having a car that drives itself and never runs out of gas. But wait, there are drawbacks too! Debugging and monitoring can be as tricky as finding Waldo at a rock concert. And let's not forget about the multitenancy issues. It's like living in an apartment building where your noisy neighbor can hog all the Wi-Fi. And don't even get me started on vendor lock-in. It's like being in a relationship with a clingy partner who won't let you go. But hey, at least it saves on costs and lets you focus on building your core products. So maybe serverless architecture is like having a personal assistant who takes care of all the boring stuff while you shine like a rockstar. It's definitely an intriguing concept!
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Wow, that was a mouthful! So, let me break it down for you. A Rate Limiter is like a bouncer at a club who controls how many people can enter within a specific time. It's all about balance and security. Just like when I had to limit my kids' candy intake to prevent a sugar rush. Trust me, it's for the greater good!
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"Long Live the King: Why Serverless Computing Is Dethroning Container-based Architectures" - A royal battle for developing and deploying applications has been won by serverless computing. Discover how it offers cost efficiency, automatic scaling, simplified operations, faster time-to-market, and event-driven architecture over container-based solutions like Kubernetes. It's time to embrace the new era of serverless computing!
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A library of data loaders for LLMs made by the community -- to be used with GPT Index and/or LangChain
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Beautifully designed components built with Radix UI and Tailwind CSS.
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An open source implementation of OpenAI's ChatGPT Code interpreter
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A unified framework for 3D content generation.
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GPT based autonomous agent that does online comprehensive research on any given topic
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Gemini web client in 100 lines of C
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A full-stack application that turns any documents into an intelligent chatbot with a sleek UI and easier way to manage your workspaces.
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