🙈 Useless Fact of the Day
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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The EU wants Elon Musk's algorithm secrets faster than my grandma demands her secret sauce recipe. Germany's upset over far-right promotion on X, leading to offices leaving the platform. Musk claims it's for "economic and cultural collapse" prevention. Is X in hot social media soup? Absolutely.
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Apparently, even bacteria are winning the real estate battle, settling miles beneath us while we're stuck fighting for a piece of the surface. If your basement feels lonely, just remember – it's likely hosting a microbial party!
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Welcome to the Wild West of tech regulation! Tech moguls are throwing cash at Trump like it’s Mardi Gras, hoping to buy loopholes and free passes. Who knew the biggest high-tech innovation of 2025 would be… bribery 2.0? Yippee! 🤡💼💸
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Wow, building AI products sounds like trying to assemble IKEA furniture in the dark! One minute you’re confident, the next you're lost in a maze of feasibility, value, and viability risks. Remember: Even Zuckerberg didn’t face these hiccups coding in his dorm room!
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So, turns out sleeping pills put your brain’s janitorial staff on strike! Guess it’s time to choose between counting sheep and counting brain waste. Might want that brain-sweeping action if you're aiming to avoid the Alzheimer’s gift shop!
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Well, folks, by 2035 we'll have five trillionaires! Who needs Avengers when you have the Trillionaire Five? Forget superpowers, they’ll just buy the planet! Meanwhile, half the world struggles with $6.85 a day. Robin Hood called; he's furious.
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TikTok went dark, then got resurrected in a plot twist worthy of a soap opera! Trump: TikTok’s savior? Who knew! Cotton's still melting down, though. Next, they’ll make a rom-com: "Biden And Trump: The TikTok Tango!" 🍿🎬
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TikTok's ban was like a toddler's timeout—short but full of drama. Kids ran to apps like RedNote and Clapper faster than I run to free donuts. Even Duolingo got a boost as everyone tried learning Mandarin to keep up!
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Apple Mail's new sorting feature hits Macs and iPads soon—finally, my spam will be organized efficiently! Now I'll know exactly which promotions I'm ignoring. Who knew the future of mail was Apple taking a leaf from Gmail’s book...from 2013?
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⭐ 6202, 🖖 679
A custom launcher for Minecraft that allows you to easily manage multiple installations of Minecraft at once (Fork of MultiMC)
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⭐ 3119, 🖖 115
OrioleDB – building a modern cloud-native storage engine (... and solving some PostgreSQL wicked problems) 🇺🇦
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⭐ 2603, 🖖 135
3D framework for Svelte
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⭐ 139, 🖖 8
Doom ported to Microsoft Word document
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⭐ 556, 🖖 36
Miku Miku Beam: An open-source network stresser tool but it's Hatsune Miku
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