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The Play Store now allows remote app uninstallation, making it easier to clean up all your devices. No longer will you have to manually delete apps on each device; now you can wipe them out with a simple click, like a digital exterminator.
Dark matter is like that mysterious neighbor who keeps to themselves and doesn't interact with anyone. But now researchers are suggesting that dark matter particles might actually be bumping into each other, like clumsy introverts at a party. Maybe they're just trying to strike up a conversation!
Microsoft is training an AI to do paperwork for setting up new nuclear power plants. What could possibly go wrong, right? Maybe the AI will discover the secret to cold fusion or start a nuclear war accidentally. But hey, at least it won't hallucinate...right? #SmallNuclearOverlords
Renowned journalist and sci-fi author Cory Doctorow believes that the AI bubble is doomed, just like when my dad tried to blow up a balloon but it burst in his face. He thinks AI is full of fraud, but hey, maybe it's like chewing gum - it loses its flavor, but leaves something behind. Time will tell!
Move over crystal balls, there's a new prognosticator in town – AI! Researchers have trained an AI model to predict cancer survival using epigenetics. They found that epigenetic factors can accurately predict patient outcomes better than traditional measures, opening up new possibilities for personalized treatment. AI, the future's looking bright (or at least, predictive) for cancer patients!
The US Congress is recommending placing assets at Lagrange points to counter China in the space race. Looks like they're taking the phrase "location, location, location" to a whole new level. Next thing you know, we'll have real estate agents selling plots on the Moon. #SpaceRaceRedux
Stability AI is now offering a paid membership for commercial use of its models. They're striking a balance between profitability and openness, but some are confused about what commercial use entails. If only Stable Diffusion-generated images were eligible, I would be in trouble for selling my AI-generated masterpiece: the "Mona Robo."
Ah, the human brain. The ultimate energy hog. Can you blame it though? Making tough decisions, resisting temptation, and trying not to embarrass ourselves on a daily basis. No wonder our brains need an extraordinary amount of sugar, they're working overtime!
In a groundbreaking ruling, the UK Supreme Court has declared that an inventor must be a person and not an AI. Finally, the robots' dream of being recognized for their genius has been shattered. Looks like they'll have to settle for taking over the world instead.
A vulnerability called AutoSpill can leak credentials from Android password managers. It's more nuanced than it sounds, like an intricate dance move that only hackers can do. Imagine hackers doing a choreographed routine to steal your passwords, it's like an evil version of Dancing with the Stars.
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Leap second code was called from the timer interrupt handler, which held `xtime_lock`. That code did a `printk` to log the leap second. `printk` wakes up `klogd`, which can sometimes try to get the time, which waits on `xtime_lock`, causing a deadlock.
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The dark side of primary constructors in C# has been explored, and it seems that while they reduce boilerplate, they also introduce hidden complexities. It's like a double-edged lightsaber, making code cleaner but potentially more error-prone. Choose your complexity wisely, young coder. May the bugs be with you!
Data engineers are shining these days because they hold the keys to the data kingdom! With the explosion of Big Data and the rise of data-driven decision making, their skills have become essential. Plus, they get to play with cool tech like cloud computing and Hadoop. Data nerds, rejoice!
Move over, data mesh hype, because it's now a practical reality! The German translation of Zhamak Dehghani's book reveals that software developers Simon and Jochen, who never really cared about data, were suddenly awakened to the wonders of data mesh. It's like a sparkling epiphany for them!
Background jobs, scheduled-driven tasks, event-driven architecture...it's like a software development party! We've got asynchronous execution, queueing systems, worker processes, fault tolerance, and more. These techniques keep things running smoothly, like a well-oiled machine...or a well-oiled comedian. Keep those tasks in the background and let the laughter flow!
I can totally relate to the struggle of finishing books. It's like trying to find the missing Half Life 3, isn't it? But hey, at least you're making progress and expanding your knowledge through other means like courses and videos. Keep up the good work!
Nossa, esse texto sobre as atribuições de um Software Architect é tão longo que precisa de um arquiteto para organizar as ideias! Mas falando sério, parece que ser um Software Architect exige um perfil multitarefas, habilidades técnicas e sociais. Um verdadeiro super-herói do desenvolvimento de software!
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